I'm Back
A young man sits silently in his stupid gay spinny chair, lost in thought. He just returned from hanging out with his stupid gay friends, who were probably still driving around in their stupid gay car. He absently looks at his massive collection of games. Stacks upon stacks of great, award winning games. Games that would make a man feel fulfilled. Make him feel as if his life is complete.
But not this man.
As he looks upon his hoard, he utters aloud the exact same thought he has every other time he looks upon his throne of digital entertainment:
"Maybe I should play one of those..."
For you see, this was no ordinary man. This was the awe-inspiring YouTube Celebrity who puts even the likes of PoodiePie and MarkWahlbergiplier to shame. This god among men went by a title that would moisten women by the dozen by simply uttering it (but only if you do it as if you were introducing him as if he were a WWE wrestler).
What's that? You're wondering where your girlfriend/wife is? Oh, too bad. They left your sorry ass for this prime specimen of a human being.
Yeah that's right you pig in human clothing, you're nothing. You're trash. This perfect son of a bitch is swimming in cash and basically you're fucking stupid. He's what would happen if God,Hulk Hogan, and Goku had a night of steamy sexual congress and created the ultimate fucking life form as a result of it.
Yep, this is pretty much the only description that could fit this man... two years ago.
You see, the man sitting in his stupid gay spinny chair is none other than StainlessSnow himself. At some point (two years ago), this former god had fallen into a rut. He stopped playing games. Like, he hadn't played a single game in two and a half years. The spark was gone. The juices quit flowing. He stopped making... the magic.
His face turns serious, brows furrowed and eyes gleaming with inspiration. He knew what he had to do.
"I know what I have to do!" he shouts as he jumps from his gay spinny chair. He rushes to his mile high mountain of plastic cases, rummaging through it to find a game. But, not just any game. This game had to special, it had to be inspired, it had to be... perfect.
Because this was going to be the game. The game that would relight the spark. The game that would bring him back into the YouTube spotlight.
His eyes widen as he pulls a game case from his collection. He gently lifts it to his face.
"This is it..." He slowly stands up. "This is the one... the one that will bring it all back."
He chucks the game into the console, the system immediatly booting up as he did so. He takes a seat in his stupid gay spinny chair and prepares his recording software. Everything comes into place, everything is ready.
StainlessSnow dons his headset and takes a single deep breath, his eyes closed in preparation. His eyes open as his recording software signals that recording will begin in five seconds.
The countdown ends. It's time.
"Hey everyone... I'm back.
"Welcome to my brand new walk-through, as I play through Battleship for the Xbox 360."
