Rabid Fun 2: Reloaded

It was a sunny day in whatthefuckville, the grass was tall, and Niko Bellic is going bowling with 'cazen' Roman.

But something was wrong today. The usual maniac of the cul-de-sac was nowhere to be seen, but a trail of blood was leading to the forest. Dective colei fellz was on deh seens.
"Well looks like hes dead, nothing I can do. I'll just go and fucking drink shit and die." Colei said.
A fucking loud as shit explosion came from a house.

"OH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Said the dead body of a cat
Foxy, who many from Socktown thought she died in the massive explosion 200,000 years ago.

Foxy, in her Foxy kelic spaghetti suit, and her faggoty little shit face side-fag, Sammy Classic Sonic… Well he's a piece of shit. Sammy, who was streaming gallons of spaghetti sauce all over him, foxy ripped her suit and yelled
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THA FEG KNOWN AS FISHYLEGGIES?!" Everyone then screamed like a little bitch and started to scatter around. Then soon the Call of Duty dog, Don Mattrick, and Master Chef was standing out to fight her.
"WOOF WOOF! Rrrrr…." Said Call of Duty Dog. "The Xbox One!" Said Don, "I need a weapon" said Master Chef.

"OH MY FRICK IT'S A FRICK PERSON DUDE! YOU FRICKEN FRICKS!" Sammy screamed as he throws his mary-oh and sanic toys at them, doing fucking nothing because he's an autistic cunt that needs to be punched in the face. Foxy then kicks Sammy in the face, and shot her spaghetti launcher at the trio, and runs off, but right before she runs off, she takes a massive shit on Sammy.

The remaining crew of HnB was chilling at the beach and drinking some vodka, while watching CoD fans fight over who's better and has a bigger dick.
"SIR PRINCE!" Yell butler Dick.
"What the fuck do you want Dick?"
"She has returned…"

"You're fucking bluffing Dick, there is no way she is alive."
"She took a shit on Sammy."
"…You serious? YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? SHE TOOK A FUCKING SHIT ON THE KID? SEND DEL-SAC 20!" Said Sir Prince WTF

A distant explosion on the S.S FuckEveryone, Foxy crashed into the sand right in front of Sir Prince WTF.
"Fishieleggies."
"Foxy.."
Sammy came out of fucking nowhere and smashed his shit onto Foxy's face while screaming "YOU FRICKEN FRIIIIICK!"

Prince WTF gets up and pushes Sammy away, "You. We're going to finish to what we started 20 year ago." WTF said as he throws Sammy into the waters.
"Foxy. My ancestors blew your spaghetti ass to nothing. How the fuck did you came back?"
Foxy smiles and spaghetti noodles came out of her mouth, "Because of Final Fantasy. The Beta testing. LoL. And bitching and starting fights on the internet. Isn't that obvious?" Foxy replied, as she takes a massive shit in the sand.

"What does the Fox say?" Foxy asked.
"Get the fuck out. You done nothing but be a burden to everyone, and everywhere. You're a piece of shit furfag, and a piece of shit Brony who broke her ankle by stepping on her fucking cat." WTF said as he steps closer to her and lays a hand on Foxy's shoulder, "When really.. You should be doing something better. Like get a job and get married. Why can't you do that?" WTF asked.

Foxy looks down and unzips her kelic spaghetti suit, "I must do what is better."
WTF smiled and said, "Yup, and the first thing to do is eat my fist when I punch you." WTF uppercut Foxy, launching her high up in the sky, with the great lord Shaq lasering her and exploding her.

"Tomatos" Great Lord Shaq said
"Amen to that." WTF replied.

The fucking end.

©SHAFTYHIGA 2013