I am a bad person. A very bad person.

Takaba Akihito watches as Asami Ryuichi slides gracefully out of bed and makes his way to the shower. He really has to pee, but the moment he tries to move, he realizes how much his body hurts. "Shit," he swears under his breath. "Damn you, Asami!" he calls out, only to be met with warm, excessively amused laughter from the shower. He marvels at how Asami is always finding new places to make him sore. Moving is a futile effort, so he lies back down in the pillows and waits for Asami to come and get him.

Being carried into the shower and deposited under the cooling spray is humiliating enough and to add insult to injury, Asami washes him down almost gently, leaving no skin untouched. Of course, then to add injury to insult, Akihito looks down to see a small amount of blood circling down the drain. He moans and Asami takes it the wrong way, as always, and no amount of protesting or pleading will save Akihito's ass from yet another pounding.

They're at it until late afternoon when Asami finally allows Akihito to sleep. When the photographer wakes up, Asami is already gone. He must have been in a hurry for Akihito to have escaped the exuberant round of sex that usually happens in the morning. He takes inventory of himself and finds that he's sore down to his fingernails and thinks there has to be a way of curbing Asami's insatiable sex drive or at the very least slowing him down.

He grins as an idea begins to form in his head until it starts to make him giddy and he begins to giggle and laugh out loud. Akihito clamps a hand over his mouth and looks around, just to make sure.

He bolts up from the bed, stumbling only a little and tugging on his jeans and a t-shirt which may or may not have been clean. He's out the door before he even has both of his shoes on.

-

Asami is bored. He tries to listen to one of his accountants as he explains his cost-benefit analysis of a new deal Asami is in the middle of making, but all Asami can think about is Akihito and how lovely he looked pressed up against the shower tiles, skin bright red and beading with water.

Of course Akihito had put up his usual resistance, but something about it is niggling at the back of Asami's mind and Asami hates niggling feelings. Akihito had seemed unusually tired, not protesting out of pride as normal, but more out of fatigue. Asami knows he can be a lot to handle, that his libido is higher than that of an average man, but he has always thought Akihito capable of keeping up with him.

He smirks and notes the puzzled look on his accountant's face, motions for the man to continue, but is decidedly not paying attention. The niggling doesn't go away and Asami remembers that Akihito did bleed a little last night, which his boy has not done in awhile. Maybe he'll go easy on him tonight.

Maybe.

-

Akihito's feet know his old neighborhood better than he does nowadays and his nose hasn't forgotten where the sweet shop is, not his ears the familiar chatter of grandmothers gossiping or children laughing as they dodge cars in the street.

But he's not here to reminisce. No, today, Akihito heads straight for the tiny, dilapidated pharmacy tucked square in between the new pharmacy and the pet store. No one's really quite sure what the elderly woman is still doing there and the neighborhood kids have been accusing her of witchcraft for as long as she's been there, which, according to them, is forever. Still, Akihito knows she'll have something that can help him.

The bell tings on the door when Akihito pushes it open. He's glad to see there's no one in the shop besides its enigmatic keeper. It's embarrassing enough as it is.

"Takaba-kun," she says.

"Y-you remember me, Ienari-san?"

There's a twitch at the corner of her mouth that Akihito only barely catches. "One does not forget little boys who hit home-run baseballs through one's window."

Akihito laughs sheepishly, "Uh yeah, about that... I'm really s-"

"No matter, it is ancient history now, correct? Good. I certainly did not assume you came here to walk down memory lane. What is it that old Ienari Tomoko can help you with? Perhaps a little something to put some meat on those bones of yours?" She walks out from behind the counter only to poke him between the ribs.

Akihito yelps and jumps back, "N-no... I, uh, well you see, I-"

"Ah yes, I see. An aphrodisiac. Of course, you are not the first, you will not be the last. But it is not often I see young men such as yourself after such things." The twitch at her mouth returns.

Akihito blushes like a cherry, "No, Ienari-san, what I need is... well, uh... you know, something to, uh..."

She's short, but tall enough to whack him upside the head, "Out with it, child, I'm old! I don't want to spend my last moments listening to you blather."

Akihito coughs into his fist and rubs the back of his head, "Do you have, you know, like the reverse of an aphrodisiac?"

She looks at him, almost puzzled until she begins to laugh. "You want what?"

Akihito's face reddens further.

"So your libido is so out of control that you need to slow yourself down, is that it?" she asks, still laughing.

"Uh well, you know... not me... it's my-" he coughs into his fist again.

"Your boyfriend," she assesses.

Akihito cringes. That word just never seems to aptly describe Asami's function in Akihito's life. "Yeah," he admits slowly, "my boyfriend..."

"I always thought you were a little fruity," Ienari-san says lightly. "Even when you were a little boy."

"Hey!" Akihito protests, "Look, I'm not gay, okay? It's just this guy... that's all and he's just all kinds of crazy, especially in b- well anyway, do you have something like that or not?"

She ducks down behind the counter, out of sight, "Of course I do, but have you considered just talking to him?" she pops up with a small jar and begins scooping its contents into a bag, "Not that it's any of my business."

Akihito thinks about last night, how badly he just wanted to sleep, how he'd told Asami so, and how merciless Asami had been in spite of it. "Yes," he says, "I've tried. I swear he's just some kind of sex- demon," he mutters, more to himself, but blushing down to his shoulders when he realizes he's said it out loud.

Ienari-san looks at him almost sympathetically, "Alright, come here, Takaba-kun," when he does, she continues, "This is a tea. It contains saw palmetto berries. Just brew it for him when he comes home. Make sure he drinks a full cup, or it might as well be useless."

Akihito takes the tea and nods emphatically, silently praying over the small bag that its contents will get him a break from Asami's insane sex-drive.

"It's only a temporary solution, you know," Ienari-san continues "You'll run out of tea eventually."

"Well, I can just come back and get more, right?"

Ienari-san places the back of her hand over her forehead and swoons for dramatic effect, "Oh, I don't know, Takaba-kun, I am so old and I've no children, who knows? I could be dead and gone in a matter of days!"

Akihito rolls his eyes, "Right, so I can come back and get more then?"

She snaps up and pierces him with her gaze, "Who says I will give you more? Have you ever heard to be careful what you wish for, Akihito?"

He can't resist rolling his eyes again, "Only every day of my life."

"Maybe you should listen then. Go, take your tea and go."

"Don't I owe you anything for it?"

A wicked smile twitches its way across her lips. "Your pain when this plan pushes you flat on your face will be payment enough," she states brightly.

-

Akihito is pouring the tea when he hears the door open and then click shut. He listens to the shuffling of Asami removing his jacket and shoes. He turns his back to the door and tries to act naturally when Asami walks into the kitchen.

He whirls Akihito around and kisses him deeply and Akihito can already feel Asami's erection pressing against his hip. His own twitches, readily responding to Asami's presence, but he's still sore enough to remember his plan. He tugs away and Asami releases him. "Come on, Asami. I just made dinner."

"To hell with dinner," Asami growls, pulling Akihito close again, hands sliding down to cup Akihito's ass. He grinds against his boy and kisses him again, drinking in his gasps. "We'll skip right to dessert."

"Asami," Akihito whines, "Please. I worked really hard on it."

Asami loosens grip, suddenly remembering last night and the blood in the shower and the niggling feeling and lets go of Akihito and nods, but with a twinkle in his eye asks, "You seem so intent that I eat dinner, Akihito. Did you poison it?"

Akihito gulps and laughs in a way that he hopes his convincing. "No," he stammers, "Why would I do that?"

Asami smiles and sits down, taking a long swallow of tea. He regards Akihito for a moment, "I suppose you wouldn't, would you? My cute Akihito is too honest and respectable for such a thing."

"You're damn right," Akihito affirms, sitting down himself.

"And of course, without me around, who on earth could satisfy you?"

Akihito turns his nose and scoffs, "Just about anybody else. Maybe Fei Long..."

Asami raises his eyebrow over another sip of his tea. "Indeed. I suppose I shall just have to make it my mission tonight to prove you wrong."

At that, Akihito felt a slight twinge of guilt, but it was quickly overshadowed by thoughts of how not-sore he'd be tomorrow morning. How he'd be able to walk without limping and how his ass wouldn't bleed. He'd be able to shower without the humiliation of needing to be carried and that alone was worth it. It'd be a nice change.

"What are you smiling about?"

Akihito started, "Uh, nothing, just... uh... thinking about getting my own place, is all."

He doesn't notice Asami's face fall, "Ah, I see," he intones evenly. His boy is really going to get it tonight... but maybe not so hard as usual, not after yesterday's bleeding. He finishes off his tea and stands up from the table without finishing the rest of his dinner.

Akihito rises from the table, clears off the dishes, leaving them in the sink for Asami's maid. Normally he cleans up from dinner himself, but he somehow doesn't feel like it tonight. There's a pit in his stomach and he's not sure if it's from guilt or anxiety. All he can do at this point is hope that the tea works.

He pads stealthily into the bedroom, only to sigh in relief as he realizes Asami is in the shower. He strips naked, mostly out of habit, and slips under the covers and waits. He curls and uncurls his toes and clenches and unclenches his fists on the covers. He so hopes that the tea works, he's still just as sore as he was this morning.

Asami appears out of the bathroom, utterly naked except for the towel draped around his shoulders. He rubs the towel over his hair and then drops it to the floor, striding over to the bed.

Akihito flushes bright red as he almost always does when he actually gets to look at Asami naked. The man really is a sex god. Akihito's body begins to respond at the sight of Asami's cock, which is already hard and he's almost forgotten the tea anyway because Asami is just so hot. Akihito squirms under the covers and the soft friction of the sheets against his arousal is almost enough to send him over the edge.

Asami laughs low and dark, pulls the sheets back from Akihito's writhing body, and smirks. "You're becoming so well-trained," he coos upon seeing Akihito's lack of clothing. He slides over his boy and pushes his hips down making Akihito cry out.

"Ah-hah-Asami," he pants as Asami clasps Akihito's wrists in his hand above the boy's head and descends on him with a fierce kiss. "Nghn- n-" he can't seem to get out the proper protest, as usual and it's so damn frustrating.

Drinking down Akihito's moans, Asami slips two fingers inside of his boy and purrs at how tight Akihito is. Kissing and biting at his neck, Asami thrusts hard into the boy's body.

The soreness penetrates Akihito at the same time, and he squirms and it's not from pleasure like Asami thinks it is and he thinks he's going to kill Ienari-san for being a lying old hag. "No-hah- Asami..."

"Oh but your body says yes, my cute Akihito," Asami intones lightly. He's wanted this all day, thought about little else but how good he's going to make his boy feel to make up for last night and the bleeding this morning.

Akihito closes his eyes resigns himself to another night of being fucked through whatever surfaces Asami deems appropriate and then stops. He starts to feel Asami softening inside of him and a strange mix of relief and disappointment floods through him. He peeks open one eye only to find Asami looking down and frowning. The sight of it is so... surreal that Akihito has to fight back a giggle.

The giggle is suffocated by another kiss from Asami, but this one is bruising and frustrated and Akihito can feel that Asami is stroking himself. It doesn't work though and Asami pulls away and the confused look on his face is so priceless that Akihito cannot hold back his laughter anymore. The thrill of his plan working (when so few of them actually do) is enough to send him into fit of maniacal giggles. He tries to stop them by putting his hands over his mouth, but it doesn't work and watching Asami's expression pass from confusion to annoyance to anger doesn't either.

Asami, to his credit, simply stands up and strides very purposefully over to his closet. He steps into a a pair of dark silk boxers and frowns at the rest of his closet as if it has offended him.

"W-wait. Where are you going?" Akihito asks as the laughter subsides. He starts to get up from the bed, but Asami shoots him a look that has him lying back down and cowering under the sheets.

"To work," Asami states as he pulls on his trousers and shirt. "I have a very early meeting I need to prepare for."

"O-oh okay," Akihito says, "I mean, if you can't-"

"If I can't what?" Asami snarls. He glares at Akihito's shocked face for a moment and then stands back, straightens his clothes and lets his usual impassive expression slide back into place.

"Nothing, I guess," Akihito says, rolling over on the bed to turn away from Asami.

When he turns back over, Asami is gone.

Fear not! This is not the end! TBC...