DOUGIR POYNTER IN: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

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-DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT-

DOUGIE: HOLY FUCK! COOKIES!

-DANNY LOWERS HIS PAPER THAT HE IS READING-

DANNY: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT? COOKIES? WHO'S COOKIES DID YOU STEAL?

DOUGIE: NOBODIES.

-TOM AND HARRY STICK THEIR HEADS OUT OF THE KITCHEN-

HARRY: COOKIES?

DOUGIE: YEAH. GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

DANNY: WHAT? YOU SELLING THEM OR SOME SHIT?

TOM: YOU'RE A GIRL SCOUNT?

DOUGIE: YES. NO! I AM NOT A GIRL SCOUT!! I AM SELLING COOKIES BECASUE WE NEED MORE LEVERAGE.

HARRY: LEVERAGE?

-DOUGIE LEAVES TO GO AND GET HIS BOX OF ORDER FORMS-

TOM: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LEVERAGE THAT HE SPEAKS OF?

HARRY: SOMEONE GET A DICTONARY AND FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS!

DANNY: NOT ME!

-DOUGIE COMES BACK IN-

DOUGIE: I'M BACK

DOUGIE'S GIRLSCOUT COOKIE ORDER FORM

LESBIAN LEMON ROUNDS

PEANUTBUTTER HOOKER CAKES

SHORT BREAD FATTIES

MINT WHORES

CARMAL DELIGHTS (PORNOGPAPHIC IMAGE ON EVERY COOKIE OR YOUR MONEY BACK)

-DANNY PUTS THE SHEET DOWNB.

DANNY: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF COOKIES ARE THESE?!

-TOM GRABS THE LIST-

TOM: HOT SHIT! COOKIES TO JERK OFF TOO!

HARRY: LEMMIE SEE! LEMMIE SEE!

DANNY: IS THAT REALLY NESSACARY-HOLY FUCK! PAM ANDERSON NAKED ON A COOKIE! GIVE ME THAT ORDER FORM!

HARRY: FUCK OFF!

-HARRY HOLDS THE ORDER FORM OUT OF DANNY'S REACH-

-DANNY LOSES HIS TEMPER AND PUNCHES HARRY IN THE HEAD. HE GRABS THE FORM AND RUNS FOR HIS LIFE.-

DOUGIE: DID THAT HURT?

HARRY: LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

THE END!