DOUGIR POYNTER IN: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
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-DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT-
DOUGIE: HOLY FUCK! COOKIES!
-DANNY LOWERS HIS PAPER THAT HE IS READING-
DANNY: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT? COOKIES? WHO'S COOKIES DID YOU STEAL?
DOUGIE: NOBODIES.
-TOM AND HARRY STICK THEIR HEADS OUT OF THE KITCHEN-
HARRY: COOKIES?
DOUGIE: YEAH. GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
DANNY: WHAT? YOU SELLING THEM OR SOME SHIT?
TOM: YOU'RE A GIRL SCOUNT?
DOUGIE: YES. NO! I AM NOT A GIRL SCOUT!! I AM SELLING COOKIES BECASUE WE NEED MORE LEVERAGE.
HARRY: LEVERAGE?
-DOUGIE LEAVES TO GO AND GET HIS BOX OF ORDER FORMS-
TOM: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LEVERAGE THAT HE SPEAKS OF?
HARRY: SOMEONE GET A DICTONARY AND FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS!
DANNY: NOT ME!
-DOUGIE COMES BACK IN-
DOUGIE: I'M BACK
DOUGIE'S GIRLSCOUT COOKIE ORDER FORM
LESBIAN LEMON ROUNDS
PEANUTBUTTER HOOKER CAKES
SHORT BREAD FATTIES
MINT WHORES
CARMAL DELIGHTS (PORNOGPAPHIC IMAGE ON EVERY COOKIE OR YOUR MONEY BACK)
-DANNY PUTS THE SHEET DOWNB.
DANNY: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF COOKIES ARE THESE?!
-TOM GRABS THE LIST-
TOM: HOT SHIT! COOKIES TO JERK OFF TOO!
HARRY: LEMMIE SEE! LEMMIE SEE!
DANNY: IS THAT REALLY NESSACARY-HOLY FUCK! PAM ANDERSON NAKED ON A COOKIE! GIVE ME THAT ORDER FORM!
HARRY: FUCK OFF!
-HARRY HOLDS THE ORDER FORM OUT OF DANNY'S REACH-
-DANNY LOSES HIS TEMPER AND PUNCHES HARRY IN THE HEAD. HE GRABS THE FORM AND RUNS FOR HIS LIFE.-
DOUGIE: DID THAT HURT?
HARRY: LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
THE END!
