Author's Notes: These were all the first drafts to my stories on this site. These were the first things that I had wrote for each story and chapter. This story will be going through pretty much all of them. All of this is entirely meant for my fans to see how much the versions improved with time and care. As well as newer people to get a good laugh along with all of the rest of us over how bad they were originally. My currently published versions are FUCKING MASTERPIECES next to these first drafts.
Warning: TONS of the following
Swearing
Grammar/Spelling errors
Fourth wall breaks
Plot Holes
Stupidity
POSSIBLE Spoilers
And MUCH MORE...
If these don't off put you, then read on. Once again, this is not meant for serious reviewing since revisions are either being made or have been made. This will be in chronological order of the story and what happens in the story. So the buttery goodness of the awful writing will have to wait.
Without further ado, let's get started on these train wrecks of first drafts.
DIGITAL WORLD ORGINSL
Davis was reding a book on his desk tha he had gotten when he was younger. Get it because itw as in thepast and younger means past. While he was reading the book he was getting all dirpety whitely titty and wondering if he should tell teh trth.
"Yo my lif really really sucked. I think I should write it down." Davis said and then e took out a black journal taht consited of blanck pages to write on. he took oyr a pen and started writing teh shit down.
STory of mY lIfe
My name is Davis and this is my real life spereince and I think you should al buckle down for the fride since this all started before you were even born. All back in teh yar of 1853 motherfucker.
So it had stared when my motehr wals twalking into the house and was all telling my father soeting realy big. "You need to hear this sht bro. Me having a baby."
"Good news that is. What we do with teh baby when it is born?" My fatehr was saying in a oncerned worried way since he was worried that I might die t birth or something horrible may have happened to me when I was younegr.
"We will raise the Davis with love with and ith care." My mother was trying to assure my father and then he nodded lieka stupid punk ass bitch.
Nine months later who gives a hsi about the prgenanyc. Nyways at the labo y mom was givm labor and birth to me. She hated the pain because she is a girl and girls give birt,
"I think you wife might not make it not liek it really is any of my concer." The nurder was saying and my mom was pissed at this news.
"WHAT THE FUCK CAN"T YOU SON SOMETIG!" My mother was geing pissed and my father cfried ss the urse said no. "well then tell that deabeat husband of my to name is him Davis. Since reasons and plot."
"Oky lover. Father said and that is how it all started. Pleae forgive my amaeing grammer I spent so much time in it I wonder what is for dinner.
A year passed and I was running around like my chicken with my head cut off. My father aw that I was in teh kictehcn enad hated everything that was heppnng. "I swear to god I hate this child even more with every ecodmg that I have to deal with him" My father said and then he picked me aup and placened me a different spot. ol.
That was when I had a anotehr flashforwards to about teh fin tie Iw as fourt and o omger crapping myself every twenty minutes. y father was wlaking fown the roa d hand he saw a buncg of apkeblac people and they were peopnbe bepiked on by teh whtte peple brol.
"Heyr how about you go be my slave you loser." One fo the white dicks heads was saying and then the major came out and saw idth taht we weree peple being unprofessioanal that fuckig gorhese.
"How about you come along witj mes." My father said nw ad was taking me home.
Fast forward tow hen iw as six and I was finally started ing to get friends in my life. I was finally able to get out of my hosue for teh first time in frever and I was walking around when I had found six people.
"My name is bUtch and that is Tina Samantha Jonathn Niclas and lUAdra.' The oldes of them all were saying and I kenw athet they were going to be tight with me forever.
"Let me be your frends." I was saying and they all agreed and that was whout it all started.
So wer wwere walking around and then we walke dto a park where Butch decided to go all emo on us which was sort of scary. "tehre will be a war and we will literall ALL FFUCKING DIE! That is going to be o fucking eveil'
"SnO will weill will not." Nicolas said and Butche nodded knowthing that what Nichlasa said was a lie.
A ccouple montshe rlater I ahd talked with Tne. "I think we should amke a creative and imaginative world." I said and she agreed.
"It's called teh digital world and there will be things called igimon. get it because lack of frowhsahdowing." Tin s was saying in agreemnat wnd then we did stuff that seemed really dark ande edgy.
"And then we have this group called digimondeedtine who then fight agsnst evil get ot because that is how it is the nn shiw. Anyways so when they fight the evil ones they win because that is always how it is." I was saying and then Tin looked our plan so we kept it.
Later when it was my birthday my dad . me a geva e wodeen sword. "I think you will love it." My fathr saidna dn then explained how it was going to be sued for me fighting evil and shit. Lie I fucking care.
Anwys so I left teh house and i played a game with Tine whre I was teh hero and she was teh one I had to save and werp trended liek Iw as fighting agsint teh digimon whiel doing so. "This should be part of the ditsoyr line f our digitalw rodl." I was saying when I had saved her from teh dirgana digimon and otehr shit that as too carr for you to comprended.
Anways when I was older liek seven or so things GOTS EROPSUPAY Y! So it all sarted when Butch and his father whow a then revealed to teh fucking major wlked into tje room wadn was all ike "YOU I THINKW AR WLL START ESOON WHILE AT AOLW WE DO ABOUT IT!/" teh major said and then my fatehr agreed.
"that is aa toght." My father decie and ethen he looked at me. "GO FUCKING PLAY WIT ETIHTA!" He demeaned an d I wadcried because he said taht Iw as supposed to do something else but play my little piny witj my pida no you fucking iodut those didnt ocme out yet.
Anwywas sSO I WALKED UP TO TINA DNA DHSE WAS SHAVING HER PUBLI HAIR. "HAY TINE HOW ARE YOU FDOING RIGHT NW?"
"I AMD ODIG GREAT I THINKW ES SHOULM AKE MORE OF TEH DIDGITAL WORLDS" Tns was sying and I harre agreed scomepeltelw.
"So tI think tehre shoudl eb a group caleld Tamers and peple will get kncoekd up because taht shot ifn hilarious lol." I swas saying and figivjg furtehr foreshadowing to teh furture of teh story line.
"And tehn when tehy get kocd up teh fatehr decides to leave ebecuase dadsd afre teh worst thing ever ol." Tina was saying and I arggreed because my dd if a sfucing bitch that horw.
Anwywas so iw as satlking biy and then thflast was a flah forwadrd to teh future and then shot ahppend.
ext year I was eight and it was 1861. Get it cuss taht is the wen teh CivilW ar satrts.
ANyas wa o s iw as wlaing froung wit mgt fatre at my ofnm gravesit.e "This is your mother she ied when you were born." My father said and i cried.
Elle SMOTH Born 1828 died 1830
'I love here." I said and then we swnet home and decided it wa sbeftter for me to do do. There was a peorp sath tsaid the Civul War was ain oh now hat will we ever do.
Authors Note: I will leave it off here. I hope you enjoyed that masterpiece of a first draft showing Davis's life before the Civil War happened. The next installment will be covering my first draft of the Civil War. I think my current readers can feel good about the current version now knowing that at least we didn't get THIS. Stay turned for more though.
