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Michael just came home from the movie studio and thought that he and his wife, that's right Michael does have a wife we keep...forgetting. So today he's gonna sort that bitch out.

"It doesn't look like she's here. Damnit" Michael said looking for her. Michael decided to call her for a date. He pulled out his phone called.

"Amanda, hi. I'm kind of bored. Want to do something together?"

"Yes, of course I want to see you."

"Great I'm on my way" Michael said hanging up. Michael got in is classic car and drove off to pick up Amanda. He was approaching her and as we all know Michael isn't the best driver. Michael accidently hit Amanda a bit.

"OH SHIT!...Amanda?...Amanda?" Michael said worried. Luckily she got up and entered his car. "Oh thank god." This was his chance to change things.

"Listen to me Amanda. I know I haven't been a good husband, but I want to change things okay? I'm going to be a true gentle man. You are my wife, my goddamn beautiful wife. Ill do anything for you. Anything goddamn anything. I just want you to love me. I love you Amanda. Do you love me? Do you love me Amanda?"

"..." Amanda just sat there looking forward...

"Well you don't have a choice okay. So I set up a couple of dates for us to do and we're 1st going to start of with your favorite. YOGA!" MICHAEL AND Amanda Drove somewhere to see a nice view to do their yoga.

"Come, come Amanda. Let us do...the yoga" Michael said trying to sound like a yoga teacher. "We're 1st going to start of with a little bit of breathing." After about 10 minutes of yoga Michael finally finished with his face all red. "Well that was fun wasn't it?" He soon realized Amanda was gone. "Amanda? Where the fuk did that bitch go?!" Michael thought angrily.

Michael ran back to his house to find her. he later found her drunk in the TV room.

"Amanda! What the hell? What are you doing here? I was just with you. Look at you.

"That new prescription is strong." Amanda said still drunk.

"Amanda come on, I'm trying to be nice here just please get up."

"I-I'll be up in a minute"

"YOU'L GET UP NOW YOU STUPID BITCH!" Michael yelled angrily again. "okay, okay. calm down. That's not me okay, I'm trying to be a good husband." Michael thought calming down.

"Amanda, we're going to move on to something else...TENNIS!" They got in their tennis outfits and began.

"Okay Amanda, a friendly game of tennis. I'm going to go easy on you because that's how of a good husband I am." About 20 minutes later the game was over and Michael was making a pool of sweat. "Amanda, y-you're so-..g-good at t-tennis." After he cooled down he tried speaking to his wife again.

"So Amanda did you have a good time with your husband today" Michael asked still tired.

"..." Amanda just looked forward.

"Still not talking eh? Well I tried almost everything, but there seems to be 1 thing you love more then yoga, and more then tennis...DRINKING!" They entered a bar... and left drunk.

"A-Amanda/ How are we going to get home? I'm scared" They decided to get back in the car. Michael drove all over the place. "I'll get you home safe Amanda!"

10 MINUTES LATER!

I MEAN 5 MINUTES!

TO BE HONEST I REALLY WASN'T COUNTING THIS JUST A TRANSITION!

DONT READ INTO IT TOO MUCH!

PIE!

Michael and Amanda were back at the house.

"See Amanda today wasn't so bad was it? So uh are you going to speak now?"

"..."

"Amanda please. please talk to me I'm your husband"

"...Uh..okay Michael. I mean, you did go through a lot of effort today."

"Aw Amanda thank you :)! Listen. I really want to be the best husband I could possibly be. Be honest with me and tell me, what is your perfect husband?"

"Well Michael, to be totally honest. I love you in everything but, Your not that manly."

"I-..I'm not" Michael asked shocked

"I mean, yes. I want a husband who is strong. I want a husband who isn't afraid of anything. I don't want a gentle man who lets me win a tennis game. I want a manly man...PLUS! You have a small cock."

"I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL COCK!"

"I'm sorry Michael, but if you truly want to make me happy, you'll have to become...a real man." That haunted Michael everywhere he went. At the golf course. "A real man" At the 'club'. "A real man" At the police department. "A real man" Even when watching TV. "A real man" Michael decided to take a walk to the ocean and look at it.

"...A real man eh? Well I'll show her. I'll become the biggest man...you'll ever see..."

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