Dattebayo ! Well It's just something random to start with..I don't even know what. It's a SMS convo B/w Sasuke and Sakura… Like it if you understand?

For my sweety-hearty El-Ei Em Si. She is the main motivation behind this entire thing.. I love you honey :*
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1.

21:30 , Konoha Hospital main gate

Dear Sasu-chan,

You've left your dirty Uchiha shirt in my room. Please take it away. NOW. It reeks of something nasty , far worse than your arrogance. See how troublesome that is? Request your kind presence asap.

- Queen of Fists
Sakura

P.S: Bring an high quality sake as compensation for the torture.


2.

21:33 , Uchiha compound

Dear Annoying-ness

Whatever Sakura, It reeks of your extremely self-made, Innovative, Healthy,unusual drink , which you forgot to spill down your throat and splashed down my dress.
Pay a call on laundry if you can push the numbers straight. With that weary piteous peanut in you forehead right now, I highly doubt that. Request your kind stopping of messages asap.

- King of Sharingan
Sasuke

P.S: Really? You're roaming around in the Hospitals gate instead of being in your office ? Searching for the fallen nuts from your forehead is it ?


3.

21.38 ,My Washroom

Mr. Ice-cube , Who doesn't need a refrigerator !

I am flushing down that piece of cloth in loo in 120 seconds. Your time starts from the second I SAY !. Don't worry, I can straightly push the button down well!. Also, it was not juice. Cherry-Pomegranate juice does not reek this way. Which other girl(s) did you collide with and when? Not that I care for that or anything which involve you. Get here pronto to save this laughable shirt.

- Girl with your $500 in hand
P.S: Huh do you care for my well being? I don't need you to save me every night in my Hospital !


4.

21.42, My bed

Ms. Monstrous mood swing-er.

You hate your loo that much, is it? You know that leather doesn't get flushed down the loo and instead will splash the entire water on your floor ? Wait, you didn't think about that did you? You didn't think at all. I'll send Naruto to get it back so cool your over-heated forehead. Also, its $700 you buffon .

- Guy with another shirt
Sasuke

P.S: Hn. Count the number of times I saved your a** and you'll know. Go to sleep.


5.

21.45, You wish you knew where.

Ex- Traitor

I hate YOU and so the shirt will die of my 'MOSTROUS' strength. Tell the girl you collided with to pay you back $700. If Naruto comes here, he will be destroyed too. I really don't care.

-Current Anbu Captain (Ha! Burnn yoursef with Fire-ball-jutsu!)
Sakura
P.S: Not sleepy. None of your business.


6.

21.48, Hospital streets
Where are you? On my way.
Are you JEALOUS? Wow!


21.52 Your hospital gate

Seriously, where are you?


21.56
Sakura Haruno, where the hell are you?!
Come back to your office now!

- sasuke


21.58

Sakura, reply. Now.


22.01
Sakura, sweetheart where are you? Its not funny anymore.


22.05
I'm sorry okay? I actually didn't want to celebrate our "First month anniversary", I mean like what ? can't we be just ..you know, just like normal ? Sorry for deserting your place like that.
And I didn't collide with anybody else ! kami ! women ! seriously !


7.

22.13
I'm sorry too. I'm in the terrace.


8.

22.15
Hn. On my way. And Sakura? I love you.


9.

22.17
I know. Come soon.


_END_


A/N soooo/….? how was it ? :D :D
I wrote the similar one for somewhere else for other pair ofcourse ;)
Review pls.. ^_^ they are free :*