Foreword: This is going to be (hopefully) my last fanfiction. I'm going to plan for my novel, and since next year is O-Level, I should stop my fandom career.

Source of song: Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Inspiration: Yank Dat Cameltoe - Ryan Higa (YouTube) and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Disclaimer: I do not own the original song nor Digimon. You know who they belong to.

PS: Try reading this while listening to the original song


"Do you all know what would happen to a guy stuck between a buff guy and another buff guy?" Kazu asked. "No? Well, he becomes the BUFFer!"

The lame joke drew jeers from the crowds. Some were even shouting, "Get off the stage, man!"

Behind the curtains of the school's auditorium stage, Takato Matsuda was watching his best friend performing. Both of them were participating in Shinjuku's annual talent show, and he was preparing for the next show.

Turning around, he saw Kenta, another best friend, checking on the DVD player.

"Is something wrong?" he asked.

"No, just making sure your DVD is inside." Kenta replied. "Man, Kazu's getting killed by the crowds out there."

"Yeah, well, it's his own fault. Apparently the guy's obsessed with 'showcasing his so-called artistic jokes'. Don't worry, though, for him, facing Rika is a lot worse than this." The two laughed at the comment.

"Speaking of Rika, where is she? I thought she was supposed to be here, watching you fulfil her challenge," Kenta asked.

"Yeah, I was wondering about that," Takato replied.

He then shrugged his shoulders. "Oh well, it's too late to back down now."

"Okay guys, give it up for the Kazu the Joker!" the MC's voice boomed out of the surrounding speaker, followed by barely audible claps.

"Okay, Kenta, this is it. Get ready, and wait for my signal," Takato told him. Nodding, Kenta immediately rushed to the side of the DVD player.

"Now, guy, I know this guy is the second last in line, but just hold on, because he is going to crank your world. Ladies and gentlemen, please give a round of applause for Goggles Boy Hazard!"

As they clapped and watched him walking, the audience became aware of Takato's clothings; he was wearing a black jacket, with white T-shirt under it. His trousers were blue jeans, and he was wearing black sport shoes. Instantly they knew that they would not be disappointed.

"Hello there, guys! Hope y'all still have the energy to dance with me, coz the music's gonna be good. It's a parody of Crank That, by Soulja Boy Tell'Em, so expect similarities. Okay, now that we're clear, let's start! Hit it!"

On cue, Kenta started the DVD player, and Takato's performance begun.

(YOUUUUU!)

Goggles Boy Hazard

Man, I got this new dance for y'all called the Digital Dance

(YOUUUUU!)

You gotta hop then punch back 3 times from left to right

(AAAAAAHHHHHH YOU!)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me lean then watch me rock

Gallantmon that (OH!)

Yeah, watch me battle that Beelzemon

Super fresh, now watch me kick

Kicking on them Wild ones man

When I do that Goggles Boy

I lean to left then punch that thing now (YOU!)

I'm kicking on them, I'm kicking on them

And if we get the fight

Then I'll walk it on you, then I'll walk it on you

You catch me at the digital field yes I battle it everyday

Wild ones get mad 'coz I got me some battle cards

The crowds watched Takato dance and sing attentively, amazed by the talent that he had. Some even stood up and dance.

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

I'm bouncing on Guilmon

Watch me Pyrosphere that (OOH!)

I'm gonna pass to Jenrya

And he gonna battle it up for sure

Wilds ones wanna get me

Goggles Boy, I'm the man

They'll be looking at my D-Arc

Saying it's the Hazard man, man

Watch me do, watch me do it

Dance, dance

Lets get to, lets get to it

Nope, you can't fight like me

No, so don't fight like me

Folk, I see you're trying to fight like me

Ouch, that fight was ugly

By now, most of the audience had stood up, swinging their arms and dancing along the song. The auditorium was completely filled with energy

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

I'm too zealous in this (OH!)

Watch me battle it, watch me roll

Watch me battle that Zhuqiamon

And Lightning Joust that (OOH!)

Lightning Joust that (OOH!)

Lightning Joust that (OOH!)

Lightning Joust that (OOH!)

Lightning Joust that (OOH!)

I'm too zealous now, watch me do

Watch me combo, watch me do

Watch me battle them Digimon, now Gallantmon (FIGHT IT!)

Gallantmon (FIGHT IT!)

Gallantmon (FIGHT IT!)

(AAAAAAAAHHHHHH)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Goggles Boy up in this (OH!)

Watch me battle them, watch me fight

Watch me battle them Digimon

Then Gallantmon that (OH!)

Now watch me (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

Battle them Digimon (Now watch me) (YOU!)

"Aaaaaaaah, YOU!" Takato and the crowds shouted. Immediately they burst into applause, cheering and whistling to him as he bowed.

"Thank you, thank you," Takato said with mirth, thankful that his performance had been successful.

"Alright, give it up for Goggles Boy Hazard!" the MC's once again boomed out. Bowing for the last time, he walked back to the stage wing, waving to the crowds who were incessantly cheering him. There, Kenta and Kazu was waiting.

"Man, what a good show show you put up there, Takato," Kenta said.

"Yeah, though I think I could do better than you." Kazu told him.

Takato rolled his eyes. "Yeah sure, you'd probably be chased around Shinjuku due to your ugly singing."

Before Kazu could say anything, the MC began to speak, "Well, folks, now that we had danced, why don't we just sit down and listen to what the next girl has to say about a certain boy. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Rika Nonaka!"

"WHAT!" the three boys said shocked. Then suddenly Takato heard somebody whispering to him.

Well, you fulfilled your end of the deal, now it's my turn.