A/N: I'm crying omg I can't XD be ready to laugh really damn hard even if you don't know who what or why this is
Enjoy-
He whispered sensually into the red pens cap, running his finger along its plastic side. "I know you love it baby~"
This all started with a teacher, In his classroom he asked every student to bring red pens to put in a bin for people to borrow though, he took many of them home, this is the story of one red pen. That managed to find out:
What happens to red pens at his house
Now, this night he was home alone since his family was out busy with other things and wouldn't be back, he had stayed home becauseofHis teaching job. But this night was different, he was horny.(omfg...what am I writing it's almost 12am)
And, he had a red pen fettish, a major one. So he went into his secret stash and pulled one out. This seemed to be like any other pen but this one was special, he alwaysused this one.
He smiled seductively. " hello baby~" he whispered to the pen"How're you doing tonight?~"
He threw the pen onto the bed getting over it like he was pinning someone down. "I know you're ready for tonight~"
He leaned down licking up the pens plastic frame. (0.0)
"Still good as ever~" he whispered pulling something out of his pillow.
"You probably feel as good too~"
A/N: LEAVE NOW OR BE BLINDED BY A SHITTY PEN SMUT
He slipped his shirt off as well as unbuttoning his pants which had gotten a little too tight by this point. "Ready?~ Good~"
He slipped of his bowers throwing them somewhere on the floor, he took the pen and moved it slowly slipping it into his entrance with a slight moan at the feeling of the cool plastic. "Fuck~ I love it when you do that~"
He started to pump the pen in and out of his entrance, as well as thrusting his length into what he had pulled from his pillow.
The red pens in the drawer were horrified by this and they all huddled together at the back of the drawer, not wanting to be the next victim.
I can't write this anymore X,D
If anyone reads this, I applaud you
