ways to annoy alice cullen:

1: plan to kill someone/yourself. when she tries to talk you out of it change your plans. after 2 hours plan it again. repeat this 3 or 4 times.

2: agree to go shopping with her. insist on driving. drive to target.

3: buy her the cutest outfit you can find for christmas. after shes worn it 4 or 5 times tell her you got it of the rack

4:tell her it was jasper's idea

5: replace her entire wardrobe with cloths from payless

6: beg her to let you drive her yellow porche to the mall. return with a huge scratch across the door.

warning: be sure to except the punishment for these crimes. alice can be very creative when it comes to torture tacktics.