CHAPTER 1 WHERE THE HELL AM I

Naruto hat just defeated Pein the leader of the Akatsuki. He was running extremely low on chakra. He was certain that he was way past empty in his chakra reserves but he somehow hadn't collapsed. All he could do was put one foot in front of the other in a pitiful attempt to make it back to the remains of the village. However his strength had finally failed him as he began to fall forward only to have a hand grab his shoulder. Naruto looked and saw tobi of the Akatsuki.

As he felt his body begin to swirl he heard a yell of 'no' that sounded like kakashi. The swirling feeling stopped momentarily only to start once more as his head fell into Kakashi's line of sight at which point Naruto blacked out and simply pass right through the portal.

With Kakashi

Kakashi would have stopped the jutsu if not for him remembering what happened to the Akatsuki member he had done that to. 'dam why does this have to happen now' kakashi thought in rage only to have to go on the defensive as a shadow clone of Tobi attached Kakashi as the real one fleed.

With Naruto

Naruto was suddenly snapped awake as every cell in his body felt like they were light on fire and was being crushed. All he could do is scream in utter agony only to fail to utter a single sound as he desperately reached out. What he was reaching for he had no idea. All he wanted was for something anything to stop the pain.

Suddenly like someone had read his mind cool relief rapidly spread through his arm and slowly spread throughout the rest of his body. The last thing he remembered before blacking out was seeing the outline of a woman against the blinding light of the sun.

A few moments pryer

Said women had taken a small break from work to tend to be garden that she had started out back of the guild. The other members loved it and many had offered to help but she had turned them all down as tending to it had a relaxing effect on her that she enjoyed.

She was in the middle of work on her favorite section of the garden. The light blue rose's.

One of the reasons she loved this section so much was because they were her favorite flower. As she was tending to the small section that she had tucked away in the maze of hedges so she could have some privacy she suddenly noticed some fingers in hanging in the air in dead center of what looked like a whirlpool of air.

She run and got Gray and brought him back not even caring that she would have to revile her little hide away to the rest of the guild that would be sure to follow.

"Gray make a table I don't want who ever is coming out of that to get hurt by the roses" said the mystery women.

Doing as instructed he made a wide, thick, and long table of ice making sure that no matter how heavy the person would be the table wouldn't break.

"What do you think the person will be like" Wendy asked.

"i just hope their strong because I want to fight them" Natsu said

Just then Naruto's head came through as he was screaming bloody murder. Once he was out he was thrashing around in pain. The second the mystery woman touched him though all thrashing instantly stopped. Wendy then resited a spell as her hands glowed green. She then ran her hands over the man's body only to have a look of complete horror over take her face as she dropped to her knees whispering.

"What is it Wendy" the mystery" woman asked

"Every muscle that is used for motor function has been turned to jelly Mira" Wendy said through tears

"My god what could have done that to him" Erza said in shock

"Let's get him inside" Lucy said as she went to grab him only for him to scream and start thrashing again. This continued until Mira rested her hand on his arm.

"Gray can you make the table have handles on it I don't know why but for some reason Mira is the only one who can touch him and I don't think forcing someone else to do so to get him inside is going to help his situation" Makarov said

Once inside they placed him in a bed and treated wounds that they could. after that all that was left was to wait. Makarov excused Mira from her work in the guild as she was the only one to be able to even touch the mystery man.

Several weeks had past and the more time Mira spent with him the more she felt attached to him. She couldn't explain it but for some strange reason from the moment he had appeared she felt an attraction to him. She would be the first to admit that she did have a thing for blondes but not like this. With the time that had passed she had been able to repair his clothing as for what ever part was damaged to the point where she could see how it was she simply looked at the other side to see what it was designed like. After a few more weeks the man woke up when Natsu, Lucy, Makarov, Erza, and Wendy were speaking with Mira about his condition.

With Naruto

He could hear several voice and remembered everything from his childhood up to Kakashi sending him somewhere. So in true Naruto fashion he tried to do more than he was ready for and tried to sit up on his own only to hear gasping as pain prevented his movements only to feel two sets of hands gently put him in sitting position. He then focused his efforts in opening his eyes.

Once successful the first thing he saw was a beautiful woman with pure white hair. She had her bangs pulled up a ponytail fashion with two pieces framing her face that went all the way down to her ample chest as the rest followed freely down her back. She had on a red dress brought out her figure (first dress you see her in when Lucy comes to the guild). He instantly blushed at how close she was and the worried look on her face. He thin noticed the other occupants of the room. He then noticed a blonde that had a portion of it held up by a blue ribbon with a white blue sleeveless shirt with the blue forming a cross that covered her. She also wore a blue mini skirt and black leather boots that reached her knees. The next person her saw was a guy with a weird white scale scarf around his neck and a black vest with gold trim that was open with nothing underneath. The guy also had on puffy white pants with a brown belt and the stopped mid shin with a brown hem that held tightly to his shins and brown sandals. After him was a woman with red hair and armor from the waist to her shoulders she also had armor gauntlets that reached her elbows she also had on a blue skirt that reached mid thigh and a brown belt followed lastly by black leather boots up to her knees. Next was an old man with a orange and blue striped hat, he also had on a orange jacket with light blue cuffs and a white shirt with a black bird like mark on it. Finally he had on leave shorts and black shoes that pointed up to show sloes.

"Um you don't know where I am by chance do you" Naruto asked not expecting the reaction he received. Everyone but the old man had a look of absolute shock.

"So you're from the elemental nations aren't you" said the old man

"Ya why, aren't we there right now"

"Sorry son but no you aren't. We have another guild member from there but they came here eighteen years ago"

"Really mind if I meet them" Naruto asked excitedly

"Sure but first what's your name"

"Oh sorry kinda slipped my mind, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, believe it"

Everyone simple paled as a sweat drop formed. Well everyone but Mira who still paled but didn't sweat dropped as she found the verbal tick cute.

"Natsu go get her NOW" Makarov yelled

"Go get who" Naruto asked as he watched the guy now known as Natsu run off like he was in fear for his life.

With Natsu

Natsu burst out of the basement doors as he saw the person he had been looking for getting ready to select a job as she was rarely ever not working as it had been the only thing keeping her from being an emotional wreck.

"KUSHINA DON'T YOU FUCKING THINK OF TAKING ANOTHER JOB RIGHT NOW" Natsu yelled.

Dunt dunt dua. Read and review please