once apon a time. there was a boy name hairypotter. he was a wizard and he did magic. he could do magic with the power of his mind and sole. he had a girlfriend whos name was Christine. she was really pretty and was goth. she smoked marijuana and drank alcohol and was really cool. every day she and harry kissed and then they held hands and then they hugged. but one day! harry met another girl named hermine! hermine was super ugly and had glasses and she didnt even like BVB! /333 anyway, harry supposed that he loves this new hermine and they started to go out and it made Christine really sad so she cut herself because she was upset and thats what she does when shes sad. when harry saw her arms covered in more scars than ususal he stated "CHRISTINE! whats wrong? you seem sad because you cut yourself and youre arms have cuts on them". snape also went into christine's room and asked this question "hello christine. why didith you cutteth thine owne flesh?" christine announced "because i am sad because hairy doesnt like me, he likes hermine instead which makes me sad so i cut myself alot because thats what i do when im sad." snape replied "oh okay". and left christine in her room. as her bed slowly became more and more red like a rose with her arm blood. as she listened to the best deceptions, by dashboard confessional, witch is her favorite song, she thought of how tipical this was, that harry would leave her for some other girl and that she became more sad and cut herself some more. when she finished cutting herself, she called harry on her wizard cellphone and bellowed "hairry! i am not your girlfriend any more! because you and hermine are liking eachother too much and now want to be happy! well i hope it makes you happy now, that the flame we had is burning out, and i hope you like your pictures facing down, as even broken hearts may have their doubts (-Mayday parade)" harry was so impressed by her love for him that he begged "christine! i want to love both of you, but you just a little more than hermine because you are prettier and so goth. and thats what counts" christine listened closely but decided that she was better than that, and didnt deserve someone who just liked her because of her prettyness. she walked to drakes room and asked him " hey drake, your way cooler than harry and so much hotter (Haha! see i told you mary! Drake is hotter! FTW DRAKE LOVE 5EVER!) and then she asked drako "Hey drake do you want to go to the dance? it is sady hoppkins and i need to ask out a boy and hairy pootter is stupid because he didnt appreciate me" drake responded by responding "Christine i was hoping you would ask me i was so worried id have to go alone! your so pretty and also such a great person. i will treasure you forever like the picture of your dad that he gave you before he left" they kissed.
EPILOG
when christine and drake went to the dance they made everyone so jelous because they kept kissing eachother on the dance floor. dumbelldoor strided over to them and informed "christine and drake! what are you doing kissing on the great hall when there is music playing and people are trying to dance!" drake defended christine by replying "go away dumbelldoor this is my girl and we can kiss wherever we want." they began to kiss in front of dumbelldoor. dumbelldoor squealed "oh well okay then!" and walked away. christine whispered loudly to drako "thanks for defending me. youre such a good guy i love you and i hope we get married that would make me happy"
then they got married
the end
