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Author's note: This story is not for young children! Enjoy it and may the God bless ya!


First Time!

Miley Ray Stewart and Lilly Anne Truscott are in Miley's office.

"Miley, tell me about your first time. You've never told me." says Lilly.

"Blonde woman say what?" says Miley. "What first time?"

"You know! The one where a boy and girl end up in a bed together naked." says Lilly.

"Oh, that first time!" says Miley.

"Tell me, Smiley Miley!" says Lilly.

"Smiley Miley? Ya haven't used my old nickname in years, Lilly!" says Miley who's now a 45 year old woman who doesn't want people to call her by her old teenage nickname.

"Sorry, Miley..." says Lilly. "Now tell me about your first time."

"It was the second year of college with that guy Richard from the science-class. We went to a party at 'The Hawk and The Horse' together and it was our third date. We had a little too much to drink and a few hours later we had sex in a small bathroom." says Miley.

"Was it any good...?" says Lilly.

"It wasn't that bad, for a first time. I mean, it did hurt a little for me, but what the heck? A girl's first time is known to be a freakin' pain. That's totally normal. It was actually pretty nice." says Miley. "Tell me about your first time, skater-girl."

"Did you forget that I'm not a skater girl anymore?" says Lilly.

"Sorry..." says Miley.

"Okey! My first time was with Oliver, but you probably knew that part. Anyway, it was during our first summer-holiday after high school and Oliver took me out on the most romantic date of my life. We had a nice romantic dinner and then he asked me to dance. It was the same song by Radiohead that we were dancing to on that beach-party. Then he took me to his hotal-room and we had sex for three hours." says Lilly.

"Aaww, that's so romantic, Lilly! Seems like your first time was much better than my first time." says Miley with a smile.

"Yeah, I guess..." says Lilly.

"So, no pain and blood during your first time, Lils?" says Miley.

"No, I was lucky enough to get good sex on my very first try!" says Lilly with a smile.

"Your first time, was that Oliver's first time too?" says Miley.

"Yeah, but he was a natural talent, Miley!" says Lilly. "He was like an expert even though it was his very first time. What about Richard...? Was he a virgin before he had sex with you?"

"No, he was not a virgin in any way, Lils. He had sex for the first time while only 15 years old." says Miley.

"I'm sorry that your first time wasn't perfect, Miley." says Lilly as she give Miley a hug.

"It's okey, Lilly. Few people can say that they had awesome sex the first time." says Miley.

"I'm one of the few." says Lilly as she begin to giggle.

"Yeah, ya are, Lilly." says Miley.

"Did you use a condom during your first time?" says Lilly.

"Yeah, of course! I'm a safety-woman, Lilly." says Miley. "And you?"

"No, but I'm lucky that I didn't get pregnant and since I was Oliver's first woman he couldn't have an STD or something either so it was okey." says Lilly.

"You're such a bad girl, Lils...!" says Miley with a smile.

"I have my moments of darkness, Miley!" says Lilly.

Both Miley and Lilly start to giggle.

"Since Oliver didn't use a condom, where did ya get his load, Lilly?" says Miley.

"On my face." says Lilly.

"Did ya enjoy that...?" says Miley.

"Both yes and no, Miley." says Lilly. "It's sort of on the dirty side and that's a turn on, but it's also messy..."

"Yeah, I know what ya mean! A guy I had sex with last year did give me his load on my face too." says Miley.

"See you on Saturday, Miley!" says Lilly as she grab her bag and leave.

"Yeah! See ya, Lilly!" says Miley.