A/N: Hi readers! It's been a while, so to get back into the swing of things I decided to write 10 Fred/Hermione drabbles based on 10 random songs. I got the idea from Panny who got it from Defying Gravity. Lol! Good prompt though.
Disclaimer: The songs, characters and places used aren't mine. All I own are the random plot bunnies.
Rating: T
Word Count: 148
Summary: Fred knows Hermione loves him almost as much as he loves himself
Prompt: Put your iTunes on shuffle, and write a drabble based on each of the first ten songs that play.
Song: It's Only Me – Barenaked Ladies
I thought I was using me
To get to you
But this is true.
I'm natural, it's only me.
"Hermione, my dear, I know how much you want me," Fred chorused as Hermione entered the garden. "But right now I am in a committed relationship... with myself!"
"Huh? Fred, I think you've been out in the sun too long," she retorted.
"Hey, I won't let you malign my... erm... partner."
"Fred, you do realize that you are insinuating that you have homosexual feelings for yourself, right?"
"Of course, I am a man of exceptional taste! After all, who could resist me?"
"I am going back in the house now!"
"I thought we already established that you want me!"
"Well Fred, to be completely honest I do, but I have far too much integrity to ever date someone who already has a girlfriend."
With that Hermione turned and went to the house, leaving Fred standing open-mouthed in the garden.
