"Good afternoon, Queeny."

"Ugh what do you want Hood?"

"Simply to spend some quality time together and get better acquainted with each other."

"I rather have a root canal."

"Pardon?"

"Never mind. I forgot you don't have dentist in your time period which explains why your teeth look like that."

"Regina, why can't you just admit your smitten with me?"

"Me in love with some dirty bandit? Please!"

"Sounds like someone is trying desperately hard to deny their growing feelings for me."

"Don't you patronize me."

"Too late for that Queeny."

"Ugh, don't you have people to rob from or your merry men to go frolick with?!"

"I could… But I'd much rather tease you."

"Thanks but no thanks, I don't need some theif following me around with his stupid arrow and stupid sexy smirk."

"Sexy smirk?"

"Did I say sexy? I meant repulsive so you can wipe that smile off your face."

"Wait until I tell everyone what you just said, oh I think I see Snow in the distance, SNOW GUESS WHAT REGINA JUST SAID ABOUT MY-"

"You better not Hood!"

"I knew you wanted me but not this bad you just can't help yourself can you?"

"Please, I needed to put my hand over your mouth or you would have told everyone that I want you."

"So you do want me?"

"No! You're twisting my words around."

"Like you are twisting my heart, why can't you just admit your undying love for me?"

"I can't, that would make me a liar and lying is bad. You wouldn't want me to be a liar now would you?"

"When has that ever stopped you before? Your ethics are worse than mine, Queeny. So I'm calling bullshit."

"Whatever! I have more important things to do in my time then argue with some petty thief."

"Someday, you'll admit your feelings for me."

"Feelings of hatred and contempt."

"You say that now, but one day you will find out we are soul mates."

"The prince of thieves and the evil queen soul-mates? Sure, when pigs fly."