Chapter 1

Home Not- So-Sweet Home

Comic Disclaimers, I don't own the Destructix. I wish I did, though...

"Are you kiddin' me?" Scourge the Hedgehog says as he looks at Finetivus, the Scientist Echidna.. "You mean to tell me that our group's mission is to live in a house? And since when did we retire?"

"Since the author decided it so." Says a white technological echidna. "I made that house, so you must test it out for me. I need to make sure that it is the ultimate death trap. What better guinea pigs than you four?"

Scourge and his friends Sleuth Dawg, Fiona Fox, and Drago Wolf look at the scientist stupefied. Fiona puts her hands on her hips and pouts. "Why must we test out a death trap that you can just shove any old Mobian into?"

"You all can get past the traps." The scientist replies. "If a normal person is killed, how will the test be completed?"

Drago starts too. "Your'e trying to kill us, aren't you? Doing away with us by sending us off..."

Sleuth looks at Drago flabbergasted. "If he was tryin' to off us, don't you think he would've done it by now, you lummox?"

"Shut up, all of you." Scourge says, irritated. He turns to Finetivus and grins menacingly. "Fine. But, only a month. No longer. Deal?"

The scientist punches Scourge to the far wall. Fiona just watches while Sleuth and Drago laugh with glee. "Idiot got owned!" Sleuth says. "Damn!" Drago adds.

"Shut you mouth, Dawg. Otherwise you won't get any bones." Said Fiona, who slaps them both silly. "Where is this house, Fin?"

"In the middle of Station Square. The blue and black hedgehogs are there, too. Make friends with them if you can. You all need to socialize."

"What makes you think that we would want to be FRIENDS with them if we've tried to kill them on many occasions?" Fiona asks.

"We are retired, remember?" Says the scientist. "Besides, they wouldn't try to kill us. If they wanted to, they would've sent us to the Devil's Gulag."

"Come off it, Fin." Said Scourge. "They hate us, we hate them. We'll just ignore them. So Fin, where's this house again?"

They head down to Station Square. Sleuth Dawg carrying groceries provided by Finetivus. "Man, this sucks." Said Scourge as he holds Fiona's hand as they walk.

"What are you doing here?" Someone asks.

Scourge turns to see Sonic and Shadow. Shadow was drinking a milkshake while staring Scourge down.

"Hey, hey." Fiona says as she puts her hands up in an exasperated gesture. "We're retired. We won't be on your blue ass if you aren't on ours. Ok? The black one's cool, though."

"Retired?" Shadow asks, dissappointed that he had to stop drinking his shake. "Likely story. Why shouldn't we just do you all in now and go home happy?"

Drago walks up to Shadow and looms over him menacingly. Shadow keeps on drinking.

"If we are retired, then we are. Get it?"

Shadow spits on Drago's shirt and then follows Sonic, who was ushering them away. "Bastards..." Drago mumbles as he resumes following the others.

They come to the house. It's red walls mesmerizing them.

"Okay, let's-" Drago would;ve said, had it not been for the lasr that zips by his head. Since he's a dog-person of sorts, he does what any dog would've done. He zips, Barks, and runs around, trying to put out the flame rthat appears out of his hair.The other two run around, too.

While more lasers appear, Fiona does the smart thing, and rings the doorbell. lasers stop abruptly as the boys end up in poses similar to what you would see on Egyptian artifacts.

"Sigh..."