Just another Naruto oneshot from me! :) It's in an AU, where they're seniors in highschool!
Drunken Raven
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Sasuke downed his 6th plastic cup of beer, his face was flushed and chilled, a very strange expression to see upon the Raven's face.
"Damn, look at Sasuke go." Shikamaru reclined on a nearby loveseat, idly smoking a cigarette. The 17 year old took another puff from the 'rette and exhaled, smoke surrounded his relaxed face.
"Dude! Don't smoke that shit around Aukamaru!" Said a certain hound as he got back from releasing said dog into the backyard. "This is my house. I can kick you to the curb anytime I want to."
"Sooo troublesome. Such a drag... speaking of drag..." He took another 'drag' from his cigarette.
"SHIKAMARU!"
While the sloth and the hound fought, Sasuke downed yet another cup of beer, lifting his chin up into the air, making a satisfied sound. "Maaan... when's your housssse caught on fire?"
The whole room of teens laughed out loud, Sasuke laughing ignorantly along with them. "Teme... you'd better go before they make you do something stupid. I'll take you home." Naruto stood over Sasu.
"Your such a draaaag, right Shika?"
"True that, man." Said Shikamaru- slightly drunk himself, held a lit cigarette up and out of poor Kiba's reach.
"Dude, seriously, your gonna regret this in the morning." Naruto smirked and sat by Sasuke near the coffee table.
"GAAAAAWL NARUTO. TAKE A FUGGIN' PILL CHILL... er SOMETHIN'. The Raven slurred, promptly passing out onto the coffee table with a loud 'bang'.
"Man, he died in your house- he's getting buried in your backyard." Naruto said as held held his hands up and backed away.
Kiba switched his attention from the annoying Shikamaru and to Naruto, "He's not-"
"OH! I have idea! Okay, we'll burn him out in the dumpyard- but I can't buy the matches and lighter fluid like we did for Choji last time, no allowance and I lost my job- 'cause of the whole 'New York' incident last week-"
"He's not dead! Baka, he's just so wasted he passed. He'll wake up tomorrow sometime, but with a bitchy hangover, no doubt." Kiba explained, hauling the tall raven along the floor and eventually up the stairs.
"MY GOSSSSH, MARUTO!" Maruto? Naruto turned to see a drunken Neji. "Not again." He said to himself.
"YOOO MARUTO, Um... ummm... ya know thaaa woords... umm.." Neji slapped a hand to his face and sighed dramatically. "Ummmm... oh yeah- DOOOUBT. IT'S SOOO STUPIDD I MEAN- THE FUCK? WHERE'D DA Z COME FROM?"
"IKR?" Shikamaru slung an arm over Neji's shoulders, a bright blush spread across his usually indifferent face.
"Oh, dear God. Why are me and Kiba the only sober people here?"
I LOVE when drunk people make jackasses of themselves at parties. XD Please review.
