I Am Number 5's Fanfiction Reviews
Prologue
By I Am Number 5
I don't own anything. The characters belong to their respective owners, and the stories belong to their respective writers.
Hello, my name is I Am Number 5. I have been browsing through the fanfiction communities lately, and I have come across some...er, insteresting stories. Some good, some bad, and some absolutely terrible. I have also seen a handful of fanfics where authors review other fanfics. So I have decided to try it as well.
Please keep in mind that I do not intend on hurting people. These are my own honest opinions, and I have no intention of hurting anyone unless they are truly asking for it. Please understand that this is only for fun. If I really hurt your feelings, please let me know, and I will fix it right away.
Also, if you want me to review one of your fanfics, don't be afraid to ask me! I would love to read your stories!
Okay, so now that I am done with that, let's meet my co-readers!
"Alright everyone!" I said. "Get over here, there's a bunch of people reading this!"
As my co-readers gathered in the center of the room, I smiled.
"Behold!" I said. "My co-readers for the next...whatever. Now, I shall now introduce the characters created by pure geniuses!"
I pointed to the first person. "This is Ruffnut!"
Ruffnut grinned and held her hand up in that wierd finger thing that Spock does in Star Trek. "Sup," She said. I stared at her for a moment before speaking.
"You know you're amazing right?" I asked her. She nodded in a not-so-modest way.
"Of course I am," She said.
"We should be friends."
"I agree."
"YES!" I yelled, jumping up. "I'M FRIENDS WITH RUFFNUT, WOOT!"
I took a deep breath and sat again, brushing my hair down. I turned to the next person.
"This is Master Tigress of the Jade Palace." I said.
Tigress narrowed her eyes. "You know I'm better than this," She said.
"Oh come one!" I reasoned, nudging her in the ribs. "You just don't want to be here because Po's not here."
Tigress sat up and blushed. "That is not true."
"Yes it is."
"Not it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No it's not."
"No it's not."
"Thank you for agreeing with me!" Tigress said in satisfaction. I paused for a moment, thinking back on what we were previously saying, until it hit me.
"DAMMIT!" I yelled, stamping my feet. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!" I then proceeded to place a paper bag over my head. I clapped my hands together.
"Next!" I turned to the next person. "This is March Hare!"
The March Hare was twitching, sipping from a tea cup and his eyes were darting around constantly. I hunched over with a tea cup and began to imitate him.
"This is laced with cocain," I said in a mock Scottish accent.
"I do not sound like that!" March Hare snapped. He then glanced down at his cup. "Cup..."
"Your mad!" I said, laughing.
"Oh why thank you!"
I threw my tea cup behind me, and proceeded to the next person. "This is Molly."
Molly sighed, picking dirt from under her nails. "I wish you would all go away." She said, gloomily.
"Oh come one," I said, hugging her. "You know you love us!" Molly's eyes widened and she shrieked.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" She screamed. I quickly pulled away, looking sheepish.
"Sorry," I said. "Forgot about that."
"AND FINALLY!" I yelled. "OUR FINAL GUEST *dramatic pause* GIR!"
The robot stared up at me, before yelling: "I CAN SEE UP YOUR NOSE!" I squealed and grabbed him up and squeezed him.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" I yelled. GIR hugged me back.
"I LOVE YOU TOO PIGGY!" He yelled. My eye widened in adoration.
"This is the best day of my life," I said, tearing up. "I became friends with Ruffnut, got tricked by Tigress, imitated the March Hare, screamed at by Molly and hugged and called a piggy by GIR!"
Ruffnut sighed. "Stef, take off the paper bag, you look ridiculous."
"NOW SHE SAID I LOOK RIDICULOUS! THIS DAY ROCKS!"
Molly came up behind me a ripped the paper bag off my head. I screamed and pulled my hood over my head.
"NO!" I cried. "DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M HIDEOUS!"
"Noooo," the March Hare said. "You have inner beauty!" He glanced at the spoon in his hand. "Spoon..."
Tigress whacked the spoon out of his hand. "Enough with your ridiculous assorted cutlery!" She said.
"Aw..."
I pulled my hood off my head and smiled. "And that concludes the prologue! If you guys want us to review one of your stories, let me know! Until next time!"
Okay, so I was completely bored. Then I had the sudden urge to write this. I don't know why, it's weird. Oh well, if you want me to review, tell me! I won't bite...maybe.
-I Am Number 5
