A/N: Hi. I know a bunch of you are like pissed that I haven't updated in a while. I didn't find a good one-shot idea but I thought of one when my sister and my mother where talking. Now, my sister was just saying this to say it, so don't think anything. I will try really hard to update all my other stories soon. Here is my one-shot _

The Pick-Up Lines of Leo Valdez

"Are you, a ninja?"

"Why?"

"Because your ass is kicking!" That was the second time tonight Leo had gotten slap across his face. The odds were just not in his favor.

"I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you." The feisty brunette just walked away.

"Well, girl bye!" Leo yelled out. He walked away glumly.

"You look beautiful today, just like every other day." Leo purred into a girl's ear.

"I just met you today, so unless you're stalking me, you don't know how I like every other day," The short red-head said and walked away. People these days, didn't like to get a complement.

"You got a pretty mouth, would it like to meet my extremely sexy mouth?"

"I'm a lesbian," The girl said and walked away. That was the fifth time tonight.

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

"Nope, Irish, sorry," The girl said and walked to the bar. Damn, he thought that one would work.

"You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb."

"My great-grandpa died in that bombing," The tall blonde said. Leo just awkwardly walked away.

"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"

"Boy, I'm not even Irish, you need to go," Some girl said. Should have used that earlier.

Holds out his hand,

"Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?" The girl just slapped it and walked away. Leo decide that tomorrow he'll go to the bar across town. _

A/N: Okay, so I might do little spin offs like this, so anyway tell me what you think. Okay so I have a Instagram and I decide to give you my name it's to_infinity_and_beyond_8_ if you are interested. Thanks for reading, and I got most of the pick-up lines on a website so I don't care if you wanna use them. Byeeeeee

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