Black Friday Hangover
I do not own X-Men: Evolution characters recovering from the effects of Black Friday. Just a crazy idea that popped in my head. Hopefully, this'll make readers have a big, goofy smile on their face. Enjoy! R&R please!
"Ugh…so much for Black Friday last night. Geez Kurt, did you really have to gulp down all that Mountain Dew last night? You had to use the bathroom like 14 frickin times, for God's sakes!" Scott ranted, rubbing his bloodshot eyes as Kurt was glued to the TV couch
"To be rhetorical, I only had about 3 drinks. Well, maybe 4, no wait, it was oh, I think it was…" Kurt wondered
"Great. Kurt feasts on soda and Doritos all night on Black Friday, aka the craziest shopping spree in history, makes a total of nine bathroom stops, also maxes out both mine and Jean's credit cards, now he tells me he can't remember how much sodas he guzzled! Boy, oh boy." Scott moaned as an even more tired Jean entered
"Ughhh… I finally finished 'emptying' my stomach…." Jean started before….
"WHO THREW UP IN MY PERSONAL BATHROOM!? JEAAANNNN!" Logan roared
"…in Logan's personal bathroom." Jean finished, looking a bit green
"Oh dear. Logan is definitely not gonna be happy when he sees you." Rogue snorted
"Hey c'mon! I didn't do it on purpose! It was an emergency! What else did you want me to do, barf on Kurt's rug?!" Jean snapped
"It's going to be one of those days…" Scott grumbled, watching Jean rant
"Tell me about it." Peter commented, watching the hockey game
"Bowl of Doritos?" Scott asked, handing Peter a large bowl of Doritos
"You read my mind." Peter grinned, taking the bowl and placing several handfuls in a separate bowl for Scott. "Hey Kurt, want some?" Scott asked
"No thanks. I'm on a complete chips diet until next week." Kurt replied, holding his stomach as he turned green
"RRRUUUMMBLE!"
"What the heck was that?" Remy asked, rushing in with Lance, Kitty and Tabitha in tow
"Oh dear." Jean gasped, holding her hand over her mouth, looking green
"Please don't tell me what I think is happening." Lance moaned
"Ulp….too late." Jean gasped before regurgitating all over the TV room-and on Scott, Kitty, Kurt, Peter…and a very angry and unamused Logan
"Oh my god! That's disgusting! And on my fur! Blecch!" Kurt wretched
"What the heck, Red?! What the hell did you have for dinner tonight?!" Logan growled
"Um…some crab wontons, a plate of fries, some beef tacos, a large glass of A&W, a couple of chili cheese burritos, and some fried chicken." Jean said, listing her large menu
"Well, at least the mess didn't get on my portable TV." Peter replied in relief
"Well what now Jean? Jean?" Scott asked, only to see Jean snoozing peacefully on the couch, lightly snoring
"Yep, that's the cure for the common sick stomach: A good dose of Vitamin Zzzz" Bobby joked
"Very funny." Jean mumbled in her sleep
"Uh, why not leave her here on the couch? It's stain-resistant." Scott ordered
"Fine with me. Here's this so Jean doesn't get cold." Remy noted, gently laying his trench coat over Jean as a blanket
"That was quite generous of you, Remy." Peter noted, impressed by Remy's act of kindness.
"My pleasure." Remy commented, before stroking Jean's red hair as she slumbered.
"Hey, the poker game's on." Kurt piped up
"Leave it on mute while Jean here's taking her Black Friday hangover." Scott joked
