A/N: Hey guys! First Post! Woohoo! I was obligated and slightly intrigued to write this...haha. You'll be hearing that phrase a lot from this girl. (; So yeah, here it is. *Cheers*

disclaimer and such: I do not own Peeta Mellark, Suzanne Collins does, sadly. :(

key:

me: Bold

Peeta: Italicized

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

What up Blondie!

Did you just call me "Blondie"?

Uh...no. *Lying* So...how's life been?

Good. I've got a girlfriend. *does happy dance*

*cough* Shocker *cough*

What?

Nothing at all. *wrings hands* okay, let's start this Interveiw. So...if you could date anyone other than Katniss, who would you pick?

Hard...I'd say Annie Cresta

Cool...if Finnick were alive, he's kill you with his trident

What?! *looks panicked*

Calm down Dough Boy. He's not here.

Thank God

So, Peeta... How do you feel being named after a type of bread?

Uh...it's fine...I guess...*shifts sort of uncomfortably*

*smiles mockingly* let's talk about Gale *giggles girlishly*

Lets not. *frowns*

Why? You jelly? *smirks*

Shut up.

Tee hee hee!

Ugh.

What do you do in your freetime?

I paint.

Ain't that sorta girlish?

No.

Sure. Okay. *rolls eyes* next question... how do you feel about Katniss?

She's PERFECT! *squeals*

Uh...Okay.

Yay!

I'm sorta scared of you now, Blondie.

BLONDIE?! *flips table in rage*

Uh... Peeta? Oh, god are you having a flashback...Not good...

*lunges at ArcherGirl02 aggressively.*

OH MY GAWD YOURE GONNA FREAKING KILL ME!

Get out now!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!*runs from room*

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

There you have it folks! This is not serious. It's more like me having fun with our very blond friend! (: REVEIW!