I do not own the Powerpuff Girls Z or the Rowdyruff Boys z.
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Blossom, Bubbles, and I charged after Mojo Jojo, who was destroying the city with one of his stupid robots.
"Mojo! Surrender or we, the Lovely Fighting Science Legend, will fight you and put you in jail ourselves!" Blossom shouted.
"No, I think it will be you who will be surrendering today, Mojo!" the stupid monkey shouted back.
It wasn't as if we weren't expecting him to say that; we had been fighting him for years. Ever since middle school, when we were hit by a bright light.
"Get him, girls!" Blossom ordered.
"You're not the leader!" Bubbles and I reminded, then pulled out our weapons. Blossom first attacked with her yo-yo, which Mojo's robot caught and used to fling her into the side of a building.
"Blossom!" Bubbles called out, throwing her bubbles around Mojo and his robot; he popped them. That was new, normally no one thinks to pop them. Bubbles threw her wand at him, but he dodged it. Bubbles was now defenseless.
"Haha!" Mojo laughed, pulling back his arm to punch Bubbles. 'Not gonna happen!' I thought, racing forward and shoving Bubbles out of the way. I swung my hammer up and slammed it down onto Mojo's latest excuse for a robot, only to have him... Catch it?! What did he do to his robot?!
Mojo pulled me around using my hammer, until I lost my grip and slipped off, flying across the city and crash landing in an ally, my head hitting a brick wall.
Rubble around me, I tried to get up, but my body wouldn't move. I started panicking; why couldn't I move? What kind of superhero or athlete would I be if I couldn't move? I tried again, to no prevail.
Then I heard footsteps coming towards me. Was it Mojo? Had he finished the girls off and come for me? No, they were stronger than that. So was it the Gang Green Gang? Fuzzy Lumpkins? Princess? One of the many criminals Blossom and I had put in jail over the years? If it was any of those people, I was thoroughly screwed. I tried to sit up, but I still couldn't move, so I couldn't see who it was. A shadowed figure made itself known to me, and crouched over me. "Butch." I said with some disgust; how could I let myself be seen by him in such a weak state? The little pest was so annoying! He made it so clear to me, bragging every time with that smirk of his, that he was stronger than I was!
"That's my name, don't wear it out." he smirked.
"Bastard!" I tried to get up again, but I got the same result as last time. He definitely noticed, and he had the arrogant grin to prove it.
"That's not very nice language, Buttercup. Are you having trouble getting up?"
"I'll show you fucking bad language, you ass hat! No, I'm not having trouble fucking getting up!" I snapped. He never managed to leave my presence without ticking me off first!
He smirked again. "You are, aren't you? You really should avoid that kind of language, Buttercup."
"Just go away, I don't need you bugging me right now! I have to go back and kill Moj- what the heck do you think you're doing?" my snarl turned into a shriek as Butch picked me up and flung me over his shoulder.
He turned to me with an innocent look that somehow displayed evil, too, as he started walking throughout the city, looking for something. "You can't walk, and what kind of person would I be if I were to just leave you there? The Gang Green Gang could come and rape you for all I know, and then I'd have to deal with that on my conscience."
I started blushing. "Idiot! Not only is that so wrong, since I would obviously be able to beat the Gang Green Gang to a pulp if they ever tried that, I'm wearing a skirt! Quit showing me off to everyone!"
"Huh?" he flipped me around so I was in his arms instead, head on his shoulder. I started blushing even more.
"This is worse!"
"How?" he asked, irritated.
"It looks like we're together! Do you know how hard this will be to explain if someone sees us?" I hissed. That was just.. No. While Butch had somehow became my age, and he wasn't entirely unattractive, he was my enemy. And he was an arrogant, stubborn), annoying womanizer! I would know because he tried to get me to sleep with him when I was walking back from school as Kaoru. He tried for weeks, and I had to put up with him without killing him because that woulsld reveal my identity! Eventually he gave up, and soon after that I saw him hitting on some girls.
He frowned. "Since when do you care about what other people think?"
"I don't! But if they think we have a relationship, they won't let me hear the end of it, and they won't let me come when you're destroying the town because they'd think I'd be bias towards you! Not to mention that I could lose my being a superhero because I was with an immature villain!"
"Geez, you're getting really worked up about this. If it makes you feel any better, I don't intend on us getting caught. Have you noticed that we're flying right now? Because I'm the one flying, your presence will go unnoticed." he said smugly, as if he couldn't believe I hadn't come to that conclusion myself.
Once determining that he was telling the truth, I glared at him. "Put me the heck down. Now."
"No can do, BC. You can't move, so you need to go to a hospital."
"Why do you even care?! Set me down! Kidnapper! Help! He's kidnapping me!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. He laughed. "Let me go! All I have to do is detransform and all my wounds will heal by themselves while I'm normal!
He looked at me wierdly. "You.. Transform? So you have a life outside of being a superhero?"
I rolled my eyes. "No shit, Sherlock."
"But you look like you're a teenager!"
I narrowed my eyes at him. "And I've been doing it since I was a preteen."
"Wow, that sucks." I couldn't help but stare at him with surprise. He looked back, except he looked a little sad. "I would hate to have to balance school and a secret identity. I feel a little bad for you. But it's not like I can just stop, then my brothers would be out for your head. You said that you can transfrom back and be healed? Do it."
He set me down in an abandoned house. "With you right here? Not gonna happen."
"Kaoru, I would recognize your butt anywhere. Detransform." he sighed.
I stared at him in shock. He had known all this time? I detransformed into Kaoru.
