Hi!!! Enjoy and I don't want to remind you too review.
Fact of the day: I don't own twilight.
J POV
Okay.
First time I have ever felt this feeling. Especially towards my soul mate.
It's like, whoa like. OMG? Why is this like happening.
Well, I mean, pssh, I wouldn't say that....
Anyway, so right now were at school and Alice is sitting next to me. And I feel weird because 1) I have figured that everyone feels more attached, love, like more, whatever, towards Alice than me.
And now I am Jealous!
I am trying to block it out by biting myself but I don't think it's working because Alice keeps nudging me and whenever I look at her, it reminds me of how everyone likes her more!
And it's not fair! I actually feel like crying, i can't but i can dry cry but Emmet would catch me and call me a pussy non-stop for three months.
-Shudder-. That brings back terrible memories.
I sighed and shifted around to maybe feel a bit more comfortable in these stupid wooden chairs they have at this stupid school. Such a bunch of low life's. Hmm... reminds me of a song.
"Something, something, jean, jean, boots with the fur, the hole club looking at her, she hit the flutie, and the next day you know, somma got low, low, low, low, low..."
Hmm.... i kinda forgot how much lows there are, oh well, next verse.
"A bagga something' pants with the Reebox in the strand, turn around and get a big bootie in a slan, she hit the flutie, and the next day you know, somma got low, low, low, low, low..."
I pretty sure that's how the song goes.
Brrriiinnnnggg!!!
Yay! The bell! God I have been waiting for this moment, the passionate outburst that feels me with intensity and a whole lot of thrust that bubbles up.. Oh Alice has already left, crap.
I ran out after Alice, god, she could have at least waited, i mean, Emmet said i am the least liked Cullen, and that makes me sad, but i better not worry about what that num-nut thinks.
We made it to Edward's Volvo.
Ha, ha, i love that new bumper sticker i got him. It says. "Honk if you're horney." Carlise dosen't approve of it but i sent some waves of lust to him at the sticker and know he thinks it's beautiful, i mean, it got weird when Carlisle stared at it for three hours straight drooling, then he camped outside next to the Volvo singing "I will always love you" to it which is a terrible song.
We got in, me and Alice in the back, and Bella and Edward in the front.
Hmm.... Bella smells different today.
A POV
What the hell?
Jasper is staring at Bella again. How the hell long will it take him to get over this stupid "It is painful for me to be around humans" and that makes him 'extra special'. I love him but it gets annoying.
It's painful for all of us!
Yet he's treated with the most respect at school by our family.
And i tell you i'm sick of it!!
B POV
Jasper is staring at me, i can feel it.
Lol, it's cool how Edward can't read my thoughts.
Hey Edward, my super, sexy, mountain lion, the stupid lamb is feeling dirty. LOL.
J POV
What is different about her scent?
OMA! I got it! She has new perfume, few, false alarm! Whoo..
(Gasp!) I have another song stuck in my head!
EEEEEIIIIIIIIEEEYYYYYYYYAAAAAAMMMMBUMBBOOOOEEEEEHHH.
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight, in the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Umm... oh yeah!
WWWEEEEEEEE EEEIIIIIIYYYOOOOWWW, BUMMMBUMMMBOOOEEEEEHHH.
Ed POV
Holy mother of Carlisle, he's singing that song again. God, wouldn't he figure that that song gives me urges.
Suddenly there is a huge thump on the roof, Bella screams
"BBBOOONNNAAANNNZZAA!!!" A loud booming voice comes from the roof.
I start to swerve around the road like in the movies to get rid of the mass murderer person on the roof.
"Emmett, get the hell of the roof!" Alice yelled.
"Woot!!! Joy ride!" He yelled.
A huge dint in my Volvo roof started to form as Emmet started bouncing around.
I slammed on the breaks.
THERE'S A DINT IN MY VOLVO!
A POV
Oh crap.
J POV
Oh crap.
Rose POV
(From in the BMW behind the Volvo)
Oh crap.
B POV.
Edward looks angry.
Oh crap.
Jake's POV
(From La Push)
OH Crap! I Just dropped my last pink marshmallow in the fire!
Ha, ha. Pink marshmallow.
So, was it funny? I liked it, my first humour one too. Hee, hee. :D
The story of Jasper's jealousy will continue, but just review (oops, I reminded you) and no one will get hurt. HAHAHAHHA!!!1
Yay!
