one day i was walking on a street and open up my nintendo wii u system circa. 2012, when all of sudden soncic appear?

i was starle but as a hugemongus socnic fan i say "hello my busty blu fren REEE XD rawr :3"

he run away at socin speeds! i chase after my fren sonci and he keep running!

finaly i catch up with him at a GRAVYARD and he is sit...

i say "my blue frien why r u in gravyard this tuesday?"

he speak only one thing.. "JUMANJI 2017"!

I SCREM and run far way but drop my nintendo wii u system circa. 2012

i must go back it has my nudies on it!

i get it but sacnin finds it first...

HE EATS IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND SCREAM

i run far but not fast enough

he grabs hold of my are and starts licking my elbow!

i get down on all 4s and he has crazy hairy blue S*X WITH ME!

then my socniac oc characteer JERALD appears and has URANUS SEX WITH SONICICA

that ends and i am scared for my life