For the Greater Good
Tugger shook his hips provocatively, performing for the group of squealing princesses. Misto rolled his eyes as he walked past.
'I wish you wouldn't do that Tugs'
Tugger bumped the kittens away with his rump and sauntered over to Misto.
'Ill have you know Twinkletoes, that all this is done for the greater good of the junkyard.'
'How does doing…that help the junkyard?' Misto gestured towards Tugger's tom-hood.
'Weeellll, I entertain with the kittens with my rawrrrrrrr sex appeal, with makes them hyperactive little freaks , which make them a handful for jenny , so she has a hard day , so then skimbles can comfort her and they can get there jiggy on…'
'Tugger , be serious , I don't think Jenny and Skimbles 'get there jiggy on'…'
'Anywho, Munkus will get annoyed of jenny saying 'Oh yes skimbles you hot hunk of railway manliness give me some sugar baby' as Tugger said this he received to rather horrified looks off disturbed jellicles.
'And then , straps will send Alonzo round to tell them off , but then Alonzo will get all aroused 'cause he's a dirty perv and then Alonzo will tell Cass who will tell exotica who'll tell Teazer who'll tell Deme who will tell Bomba what happened and Bomba will tell …erm…Victoria who'll tell you , and then you will say 'Oh Golly Gosh , I wonder what that all means because I am a naive virgin who likes to skip in meadows with by boyfriends , err , I mean BEST friends' and then you will go to find jenny but you bump into Macavity , and you will get killed , and everyone will be sad , but then ill sing a song about you and everyone will be happy!'
'And might I ask what that has got to do with the greater good of the junkyard?'
'Everything Misto, Everything…'
Okay, it was written in exactly seven minutes, as you can tell a random drabble FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Peoples we need to make the great 1000, and you can help!
I wonder who will get the honour of being the 1000th story person…
