AN: This is what happens when I watch James Bond movie marathons and read obscene amounts of fanfiction. If you haven't seen any James BOnd movies this probably won't make much sense.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any associated characters. The same goes for James Bond.
James Potter had almost completed his 7th and final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was Head Boy, a Marauder and constantly in detention. He was also exceptionally happy as Lily Evans, Head Girl, Top-of-the-Class and particularly pretty, had finally agreed to go out with him. The two of them sat in the Room of Requirement that, for the occasion, resembled a small cosy living room, complete with fire. The two Heads were happily snogging when something of the distant past occurred to Lily.
'James,' whispered Lily softly as she moved closer to him
'Yes Lilyflower'
'Do you remember our first year on the train? When we introduced ourselves?'
'Yes Lils I think I do,' replied James
'Do you want me to tell you why it was soooo funny?'
'I think I would dear,'
FLASHBACK
The Hogwarts Express had just left the station and, as always, a number of equally nervous and excited first years were on board. In one of the compartment sat four of these eleven year olds. A boy with messy black hair, hazel eyes and round glasses. The second boy had greasy black hair, and a large hooked nose. A third boy, also black-haired, sat lounging in his seat as if he owned the joint. The fourth occupant of the compartment was a girl with thick, dark red hair and green, almond-shaped eyes. It was a few minutes before any of them spoke when the girl spoke up.
'Well, um… hi. I'm Lily Evans. Um… so who are you guys?' The greasy haired boy was the first to reply.
'I'm Severus Snape. I just can't wait to get to Hogwarts. It will be exciting.' After a few moments, the boy leaning back in his chair was the next to speak
'I'm Sirius Black… no… seriously. I'm Sirius.'
'Sirius,' said the girl called Lily, 'that was not funny. Really not funny.' She turned to the messy-haired bespectacled boy.
'You haven't said who you are yet,' she pointed out.
'You're quite right, I haven't.'
'Well, are you going to?'
'Well, my name's Potter… James Potter.'
END FLASHBACK
'There's this series of Muggle films about a spy working for the British Secret Service. He was James Bond, agent OO7, licensed to kill. And James was quite the ladies man. He'd have several girls every movie. His famous pickup line was: The name's Bond… James Bond,' explained Lily
'Ahhhhhh… I see now. Is there any chance we could see some of those movies?' The room replied with the appearance of a T.V. and a video of 'The Man with the Golden Gun'. The couple put on the movie and retreated to the couch. As the movie ended, the couple were closely entwined and Lily whispered ever so softly
'Ohh James.'
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