Sasori is afraid of clowns.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Sasori is so afraid of clowns that he's never been to a party, carrnival, fair, seen kids shows,
or anything that has the the slightest chance of having a clown in it. Here is the tragic story.
One day when Sasori was just a little, bitty, twerp he was playing in his backyard on his little baby-proof swing. He was old enough to talk but not too good. Anyway, he was on his swing having fun and then his mom came and got him out, so he asked why she stoped him from swinging. His mom answerd, "We have to get you ready for your friend's 2nd birthday party. Sasori was happy, he'd never been to a birthday party before (He was 2 after all.
So his mom gave him a bath, put him in his cutest little outfit, it was black & yellow with horizontal stripes, and the piture of a bumblebee on it. Then she brushed his hair back, and she put him in his baby bouncer while she got ready. After they were both ready, she put him in his car seat, and they went to the store to find Sasori's friend's birthday. So they went to the closest mall, and went into the store labeld, 'Baby Land' and got Sasori's friend a little tricycle that was bright green, blue, and red with clown faces on it. They purchased the item and went back to the car, then after a 5 minute drive they arrived at the 2 year olds birthday party and Sasori's mom got the toy and gave it to the birthday boy's mom and they started talking about cute baby things. So Sasori went to find his friend and he saw a clown putting on an act for all of the kids so he joined them. Sasori thought the clown was the best ever.
He made Sasori laugh and laugh until his face was red, and the clown even knew magic!
So after the clowns performance he went back to meet him and he saw it, the clown took his head off! Not only did he take his head off but he also had a knife with blood on it!
So Sasori did what any 2 year old would do. He went running & screaming to his mom about what he saw, then he saw the tricycle that was his friends present and called it evil.
That's why Sasori is so afraid of clowns, but he'll never know that on that one day it just so happend that the clown was actually his friend's dad in a clown costume, and that the knife was used to prepare the chicken that they would've had for dinner.
!THE END!
