Tails had always been dependent on Sonic. Ever since he started stalking him around when he and Sonic still had black eyes. How do eyes change color like that anyway? Getting taller and longer quills makes sense, but eyes? Anyway, Tails never felt useful. He could build giant mechs with guns,sure, but how could that help anything? What was he supposed to do, shoot Eggman in the face? Please.
He felt like he needed to be more like Sonic. Sonic always knew what to do, he was the best big brother ever! So Tails figured he should ask Sonic how he could be like him, instead of believing in himself and becoming his own person. I mean, who wants to be themselves? Shadow tried that and he got a shitty game and isn't playable anymore..or really part of the story for the matter. At least Tails was still in the stories.
Tails went to find his bae- I or best friend. Sonic was busy eating chili dogs again.
"Sonic! I wanna be like you! How do I actually become a useful character who people learn to like?"
"Buddy, I thought we already had this character arc. Like when Eggman fucking launched to Earth in a capsule and you decided you were finally strong enough to stand up for yourself AFTER I was gone? Sound familiar?"
"Well he could've shot Amy!"
"Then I would be out a stalker now, wouldn't I?" Sonic gestured to the window where, sure enough, Amy Rose was pressed up against the window pane, where you could see her breath on the glass.
"HHHHIIIIIII SOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIIIICCCCC. Can I suck your dick now?" Amy licked her lips.
"See, Tails? This is just fucking weird. Next time, let Eggman shoot her." Sonic sighed, and called debating whether or not to file a restraining order. Tails, figuring Sonic wouldn't be helpful at the moment, left him alone with a psychotic, sex-crazed fangirl. Continuing his journey, he went to see his good buddy Antoine. Wait, this isn't SATAM or the Archie Comics, so why the hell is Antoine here? To make Tails look good, that's why. Tails found Antoine cowering in the corner going "AYAYYAIAYIYAIYEIYIYYAYAYAYAY!" at the top of his lungs.
"Antoine, even I know this isn't healthy…" Antoine continued to scream. Tails decided that Sonic was right. He should stand up for himself, and not let Antoine's scream continue to rape his ears. Tails pulled his mech out of his ass, like all the Sonic characters can seem to do, and shot Antoine in the fucking head. Antoine fell over dead, and Tails felt something he didn't feel before, pride. Tails couldn't wait to go home and tell Sonic.
