"Hey Stan, come look at this email I received today" said Marshall, chuckling at his computer screen.
"Oh yeah? What's it about?" asked Stan, heading over to Marshall's desk.
"It's called 'Ten Things to do in an Elevator', the title is pretty self explanatory, but it's funny, in a ridiculous kind of way" replied Marshall.
Stan and Marshall were making their way through the list of things to do in an elevator, occasionally stopping to laugh, or point out the funnier ones, when suddenly, Marshall received a new email with the subject marked as "Position Update".
"Position update? Have you applied for another job?" asked Stan suspiciously.
"Not again, Marshall!" groaned Mary, coming over from her desk to stand next to Stan, behind Marshall.
"What? I didn't apply for any jobs!" exclaimed Marshall.
He opened the new email, revealing two people creatively entwined doing none other than the good old mattress aerobics.
"WHAT?" squeaked Marshall. Stan was in shock and Mary just snorted.
"Marshall... why are you getting sex positions sent to your work email address?" asked Stan, after processing the new information.
Mary snorted again.
"There's your answer" said Marshall, rolling his eyes at Mary's childish antics.
"Scroll down, read the comments" said Mary, not bothering to wait for Marshall to do it himself, leant over and scrolled down herself.
Sxclady47821 says: I love this position! My hubby and I do it all the time, it's soooo good!
"She's lying" said Mary, walking back to her desk.
"How do you know she is?" curiously asked Marshall.
"You can't get enough leverage, it's not "soooo good" at all" said Mary, mocking the comment.
Stan blushed, resembling a ripe tomato.
"You don't think I've tried that, Prudence? Missionary gets boring very quickly, it's called getting creative, Poindexter" said Mary as she began filling out her paperwork, not looking up from her work.
"If you say so" he smirked, trolling the web for something worse to subscribe Mary to.
If there's one thing you can be sure about with Mary Shannon, there's always something new to learn.
