Yang Xaio Long and the Butt scratcher
"BUTT SCRATCHER!" A certain busty brawler roared, holding up a stick. "BUTT SCRATCHER HERE GET YOUR BUTT SCRATCHER!"
"A BUTT SCRATCHA?" a random student replied.
"INDEED A GENUINE BUTT SCRATCHA. BUTT SCRATCHA!"
"BUTT SCRATCHEAAAH!"
What have I done, thought Ruby.
