Yang Xaio Long and the Butt scratcher

"BUTT SCRATCHER!" A certain busty brawler roared, holding up a stick. "BUTT SCRATCHER HERE GET YOUR BUTT SCRATCHER!"

"A BUTT SCRATCHA?" a random student replied.

"INDEED A GENUINE BUTT SCRATCHA. BUTT SCRATCHA!"

"BUTT SCRATCHEAAAH!"

What have I done, thought Ruby.