A/N: Sooooo... it's a short TMNT story, and mainly inspired by Sailor Moon, yes, I said Sailor Moon. It's purely comedic, and I don't know why but I decided to spoof the anime series by replacing the main scouts with... TMNT's main cast, yup. There isn't much story plot here, and hopefully the humor will be tangible :-). Uhh, really don't have anything else to say, but in the name of turtle power, they will punish you! Lolol.

THE PICTURE IS CREATED BY ANASAZIFLOWERS FROM DEVIANTART-

YEAH, THAT GIRL, THE PICTURE'S KAWAII MOI EPIC, SO VISIT HER KAWAII PAGE.

Rated K+ - Suggestive themes, Semi-nudity, Language and Violence.

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Moon Turtle Power, Make Up!

Chapter One: The Ripoff Moon Kingdom

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Once upon a time, within the galaxy were many planets, some seen by the naked eye and others unknown and hidden away from organisms complete view. A planet so far, that even the stars cannot reach, and that planet is called MOONEY MOON. Mooney Moon was farther than Pluto to be exact, but it was no small planet, oh no, it appeared almost an exact replica of a real moon...

On Mooney Moon was a species of humanoid aliens called The Mangaoids. The Mangaoids were different in physical structure, they had exotic hair and rainbow eyes, and strange fetishes for slimy tentacles and lots of grains titled ricuu. The Manganese people lived in peace for hundreds of years, living their ridiculously kawaii desu life with their strange kawaii moi creatures, called the pokebums. Until one day Kraang attacked their planet, proclaiming Mangaoids must love only Kraang's tentacles.

Mangaoids refused, and war began. The not-so-kawaii war lasted for five years, thousands were killed, but Mangaoids finally won the battle with their pokebums and moi transformation attacks that shooed away the Kraang. Mangaoids celebrated and mourned for the dead, eating lots of ricuu and hello kitty balls... drinking old alcoholic animense water till' females were drunk and started flashing their ridiculously huge boobs, giving males a massive nosebleed. After the war, Mangaoids established a kingdom called The Manga Kingdom where only the elites that defeated majority of Kraang ruled.

A Mangaoid named Hehe Puffi became Queen since she destroyed most of the evil tentacles with her inner power and useful seduction. As a twenty five year old, Hehe still acted like a young kitten, constantly meowing as Hehe transformed her common elfin ears into black kitty ears and had a furry black tail, giving all the soldiers a bon- ahem! Uh, some discomfort.

Mangaoids kept tabs on Kraang for precautionary purposes in case they attacked again. Technology was also contributed when spies infiltrated Kraang's base, gathering useful information, weaponry and a portal device. Ever since, Mangaoids have prevailed Kraang's tactics, and gained the upper hand. Creating a tiny device to secretly overview Kraang, disguised as a Kraang peepee stick, the Manganese people observed Kraang's new tactic.

Instead of attacking Mooney Moon, Kraang proceeded to attack a new planet named Earth. Hehe Puffi was fascinated about the new planet called Earth, and requested the spies to visit the terrain planet and scavenge why Kraang wanted to rule there...

"Queen Puffi! We have astounding news to give you!" A guard exclaimed, stopping in front of the Queen before he bowed in respect. Queen Hehe Puffi sat on her elegant throne, fingers drumming against armchair before clasping her petite hands in amusement. Long, pink hair pooled below her busty waist while cropped bangs sat above Puffi's glistening ruby eyes, a handcrafted silver halo crown placed above Puffi's head with an oval shape diamond embedded within the center.

The Mangaoid woman giggled as she nodded, readjusting her ivory silk woven dress before returning still. The guard cough, nudging a spy and the spy jerked, immensely startled. "O-o-oh! M-my deepest apologies, Queen Puffi. During our trip to Earth we have discovered a living civilization called humans. They look rather strange, I must say, almost... similar to us! B-but not us, m'am."

"I see. Is that all?"

"There's more! When we traveled to planet Earth, the texture of our skin changed... it wasn't the same. I scanned my partner and noticed, he too, had abnormalities... a more bizarre feature that I cannot explain, madam." Hmm, skin changing? A distinct feature...? Puffi licked her blossom bubblegum lips and nodded.

The spy held up a gloved hand, "wait! They don't have the rainbow colors within their eyes, nor their hair."

"Then what do they have?" Puffi asked, intrigued as she crossed her delicately crafted legs, giving the men a nice view of her tight, creamy thighs. The spy's blue eyes flicked at her propped thigh for a split second, and then returned to her heart shaped face, swallowing. "The humans' hair features consists the hue scheme of red, black, light golden, brown and gray... eye colors are blue, green, brown, gray and very few golden."

Hmph, rather pity the humans does not have exotic bubblegum pink hair like hers, nor luscious sparkling grape within their eyes. Even so, it's still fascinating to have another source of species besides their own living on a distant planet! The thought sent chills down Hehe's spine. By what the spy informed her, the humans look almost like them, exclude the features... she wonders, what do they eat? What do they wear? Do they carry the kawaii creatures of the pokebums? Do they acknowledge the delicious kitten balls shaped from ricuu? The sensational feeling of the slimy tentacles from the unknown?

"We brought treasury from Earth, Queen Puffi, and we wish to present it to you." Oooh, treasure they say? The Queen hastily nodded with a huge smile. "Oh, yes! I wish to see humans treasure."

"Very well. Satoshi! Bring a human's laptop! And bring the magically implant silver circle..." Her heart thudded rapidly and body shivered from such suspense, but the Queen withheld herself from squealing like the untamed creature they killed for mornings' meal along with their ricuu and their tiny doodle sticks. She's queen now, and she mustact like an adult... for her people.

The spy brought a tiny contraption in front of her view, a strange flat technology she have never seen before... what is it? What is her spy holding within his hand? It's rather tiny... and Puffi silently gasped. It's... it's reflecting a rainbow streak through the silver! What sorcery does the humans partake in? Do humans carry powers just like the few Manganese people such as herself?

"What we have here is humans' technology, titled the laptop, it's suppose to be utilized to collect, send, scavenge and spread incredible information across the whole planet by such a simple touch. We found this contraption through a cheap human upon a village. The human was selling items, conceived as what he calls it the bootleg. And so, we managed to trade our gold pieces for the laptop and this magical induced silver circle is also addressed as the bootleg disk."

"I wish to see it."

"Of course, Queen Puffi." Her guard grabbed the disk and walked up the stairs, "here, Queen Puffi, is the bootlegged disk." Fingers gently pulled the disk out from her guard's hand and the queen stared at it silently.

Sailor Moon

Episode 1 -10.

Markings scribbled on the disk in a rather hasty manner, and hmm... Sailor Moon? Is this a secret representation of their planet? Puffi frowned. Possibly not. "What do we do with this... bootlegged disk, then?" She said as she lifted it in the air, marveling the reflection of rainbow shimmering through the silver. "From what we gathered from the human, you place the bootlegged disk into this laptop..." Hehe Puffi looked at the laptop and blinked. So, the laptop is sliced in half and can be open? Fascinating! A-and look! There's an interference screen! The Queen grinned, "continue! I want to see more!"

The spy smiled, "you press this button and the screen should appear..." After a few minutes of introducing the laptop, Puffi was ecstatic to utilize the machinery. The spy placed the magical disk inside the laptop using its disk holder and slid it inside.

Immediately, the screen went black, .. and soon, something incredible occurred. A screen with motion, beauty of color and...- gasp! "Is that a Mangaoid girl? Our kind on the interference screen?! " The queen peered closer, and then her eyes widen.

Yes, yes it is.

The Queen stood from her throne and stepped towards the laptop, held in the guard's arms. "This... is the most amazing thing that ever occurred. Do humans acknowledge us?"

"...Possibly, my Queen."

"Good. Do you have anything else to show me?"

They had other humanistic material to present: the flip phone, which Hehe Puffi gave to her loyal servant, and then there was human food that humans eat that also consisted with ricuu.

And then, there was five beautifully crafted pens, Hehe Puffi hand was full when she gripped the large pen. There was a crystal orb on top of the pen, glazed with an orange hue. An orange colored pen with an orange crystal ball on top? What's with it's symbol inside? Isn't that the symbol of the planet Venus? "These pens came with the bootlegged, the human said it was free of charge."

"Are you telling me these pens are part of Sailor Moon magical agenda?"

"Yes."

"Then praise Manga! Praise the bootlegger and his holy items!" Oh, what's this? A button...? Queen Puffi pressed the tiny heart shaped button within the center. The pen started vibrating wildly as the Venus symbol started swirling inside the crystal orb, flashing orange as Hehe Puffi awed. The vibration sent tingles down her spine...- what's this? A tune? A very high pitch tune came from pen, creating a twinkling sound.

Queen Hehe Puffi's red eyes twinkled, glossened with tears as she beamed brightly. "Let us have a feast! Let us celebrate humanity's acknowledgment to us!"

"...Right now?"

"Yes! Right now! This instant!" And so, The Manga Kingdom celebrated with ricuu balls, boo-sack noodles and lots of animense water to the point where Queen Hehe Puffi even flashed her giant, puffy boobs... causing an outbreak of nosebleeds, even to young maids.

Oh, and those magical pens were very helpful during the night.

Hehe.

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The next morning Queen Hehe Puffi ordered her servants to set up the humans' laptop while spies returned back to Earth, investigating further about Kraang's planning revolving with the humans. Puffi sat on her throne as her maid placed the laptop on Puffi's lap. "Is this how you do it?" The queen asked.

"Y-yes, at least that's how Ichigo-kun told me. Aah... Ichi-kun...~" The maid swooned, a pink flush painting her cheeks. "I see. All I need is to press this button?" Said the queen.

"Mm!" The maid nodded, "we've gotten everything set up for you, Queen Puffi, and now all you can do is sit back and relax!" And so, Puffin rested in her seat and pressed play on the bootlegged with magical substance disk and watched quietly.

1 Hour Later...

Hehe Puffi didn't leave her eyes off the screen for a second, even when there was man sentence because he kept groping too many boobs and peeping underneath skirts, the queen just shooed the pervert to jail where he must suffer torture by the mystical tentacles. She was just amazed by such beautiful magic expressed on the flat screen. And this young, beautiful Mangaoid girl, gifted with powers from the moon, presented by this intelligent creature called a cat, named Luna.

Her partners, planets of the galaxy: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter and Mars assists with the Mangaoid Sailor Moon to help save planet... Earth? "Why must it be Earth? Is there a purpose?" Puffi noticed the humans also appeared like the Manganese people, like herself.

So what did her spy mean when explaining about their skin features were different? Did the humans carry scales? Born with animalistic traits? She'll question further when her spies returned. And spectacular! Those pens that came along with the bootleg are also magical! Haha, who knew! "Vivian!" Puffi called for her messager and requested the boy to send the message to her spies.

Bring more of the bootlegged Sailor Moon.

And magical vibrating pens.

The boy nodded before leaving her castle, and Hehe Puffi hummed. Maybe... maybe this a secret message, sent by the Mangaoid Sailor Moon that resides possibly on Earth, telling Puffi she must save Earth from the destruction of Kraang's huge tentacles.

Hmm... yes, of course! Why haven't she acted sooner? Possibly, what if humans needed Sailor Moon? But where is Sailor Moon? Shouldn't the girl already be saving the humans?

Gasp! What if the Kraang already killed off Sailor Moon? And her soldiers? That's it, Hehe Puffi must act now to protect the humans with Sailor Moon's inner senshi of kawaii, this instant! ... Ooh! Right after this episode, it's getting good..

First objective, collect the mystical creatures called the cats to give proper crescent moons.

Second, transform herself into Queen Serenity. Hehe Puffi realized how difficult this new revelation was- no, she must protect Earth now, and they live on Mooney Moon, and they have no Queen named Serenity, and so, she'llbecome the new Queen Serenity.

Third objective, unlock the power of the vibrating magical pens. Hehe Puffi didn't realized those pens were suppose to utilized to defeat Kraang's evil plan, and now... she must cleanse the pens and beg for Sailor Moon's forgiveness for tainting such magical, pure items to become the goddesses of the planets. How a fool she was!

"Maids! Take me to the beauty room and fetch me the finest beauty artist you can find! I must revision myself into the magnificent Queen of the Moon!" Maids bowed before rushing towards the west wing, Queen Hehe Puffi following behind.

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Ah... she look dazzling! Queen Hehe Serenity Puffi gaze at the mirror, staring at the beauty queen sitting in the chair... herself. A gold crescent moon rested on her forehead, bangs pulled away to show the jewel shining brightly, and her once pink hair became a pale pink, glittered in silver and long hair now wrapped in two buns on the side. An excess of hair fell to her waist from the buns, giving her the splitting image of Queen Serenity.

Lips glossened pink, the Queen stood up and viewed her new dress. Hehe Serenity Puffi requested this outfit to be tailored with finest details, and thankfully the dress seem a perfect replication of Queen Serenity's...

Now... to gather all the cats. Each cat must be the purpose of the sailor scouts, right? Well, there won't be no sailor scouts without any cats!