Darkness here, back with the second Collab between ICaughtMyself and I. All makes sense really! This one is Predominatly about Epps and Graham and Explains just how they got together! Bonus points for anyone who gets the hidden refererences.
Summary: This fic was written with Christina Agulera's 'CandyMan' in mind. Basically... Graham cant resist Epps's Black Candy-ness.
Disclaimer: Really Not mine. Sucks dunit.
Warnings: SLASH! SWEARING! YOU HAS BEEN WARNED! IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! SIMPLES!
Happy Reading!
CHAPTER ONE
Epps was walking towards Graham's room. He stopped and contemplated why he was called Graham, was it his first name? Was it his last name? Was it a name he just told everyone? Was his real Name Terrance? Trevor? Or even Jude? Actually there were a lot of things no one knew about the Brit. He decided that it was time to find out. He knocked on Graham's door.
Graham answered the door, surprised to see Epps standing in front of him. "Oh... hi."
"Hi, my little man-peach. You look surprised to see me..." Epps said with a tiny little smile gracing his lips.
"Man-peach?"
"uh, yeah... you're a man-peach. It's basically because you're white and squidgy. And burst quite easily. It's perfectly logical" Epps grinned and walked into the other mans room "so... what I wanna know is, why are you so secretive... I mean, no one knows your real name... and you hide away all day... you got someone in here or something?"
"What the hell? Where did all of this come from? And for God's sake man, my real name is Graham. It's the one on my door, it's the one on all of my files." Graham insisted. "What makes you think it isn't?"
"I don't know... well that's only one of my questions Graham, what about the other ones. You can't answer them can you? No... Didn't think so" Epps sat down on the bed and layed down on his back.
"What, why I'm so secretive? I'm just a quiet person... what are you doing?" Graham asked, watching Epps lay down on the bed.
"Getting comfy... and I'm the one asking the questions, not you Man-peach... Do you have someone in here?"
"No, I don't have anyone in here... and seriously, stop calling me man-peach!"
"What if I don't want to stop calling you man-peach?... Man-Peach! What are you going to do about it?" Epps challenged.
"I want you to stop calling me man-peach. What are you even doing in here?" Graham sighed. "I thought you guys were going to the pub tonight."
"I came to see my favourite man-peach, and I can't be bothered to go to the pub. It's just gonna be a bunch of drunk army dudes trying to chat up a load of birds and getting laid, and I really don't fancy that. Anyway... what are you gonna do about it? Am I gonna get roughed up by you?" Epps said grinning and settling his head down on the pillow. And closed his eyes. "I like it here, it's comfy"
"I'm not going to do anything except ask you to leave." Graham said. "I'm not going to rough you up... and of course it's comfy, it's my bed!"
"I'm not gonna leave. I don't want to leave. And I was looking forward to getting roughed by you Man Peach"
"Stop calling me that."
"Why? It suits you man-peach"
"How the hell does it suit me?"
"It just does... it's like names just suit people... and man-peach suits you"
"Epps, can you just get out?" Graham asked. "I was going to take a shower..."
"Can I join?"
"What?"
"I don't know how specific I can be with this point..." Epps sat up and faced Graham. "Can. I. Join. You. In. The. Shower?"
"No!" Graham spluttered. "What? Why? ... just get out."
"Because, I don't know... you blatantly want my black candy" Epps laughed.
"..."
"Don't deny it Graham" Epps walked up to Graham and put his arms around Graham's waist.
"Erm..." Graham leant back, as far away from Epps as he could possibly get. Epps walked towards the wall and pinned Graham back.
"erm? Care to elaborate?"
Graham whimpered. "Come on Epps, this isn't funny... I'm tired... I need a shower... I wanna go to bed..."
"Who's laughing?" Epps licked his way from Graham's collarbone up to his cheek.
"W-well I'm not." Graham stuttered, placing his hands on Epps's chest and trying to push him away. "Come on... please... Epps, stop it..."
"Why should I?"
"B-because I asked you to? ... I'll scream 'rape'." Graham insisted.
"jesus Graham... Why? You obviously do want this... You're not exactly trying too hard to get away, now are you, my fuzzy little man-peach"
"Seriously... stop calling me that..." Graham whined. "Epps, just get off... seriously – I'm tired... just leave it."
"Leave what? What is your problem?"
"I'm just tired... I need to get clean..." Graham protested. "Just let me have a shower..."
"I'm going to wait here though while you have a shower, you never know.. I might join you.." Epps grinned, pulling Graham closer towards his chest. Graham ducked under Epps's arms and out of his grip.
"I want you gone by the time I get out." Graham said, walking into the bathroom.
"What are you going to do if I'm not?" Epps shouted after him. Graham threw his shirt at Epps from the bathroom.
"Hooray, I win!" Epps laughed and flopped down on the bed.
Graham stuck his head round the door and smirked. "I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean that you haven't won." Graham disappeared back around the door.
"well... that's cryptic..." Epps got up and followed Graham into the shower, discarding the clothes on the way.
"Robert, what are you doing?" Graham tutted and shook his head.
"... I got lonely..." Epps said hanging his head "So... I came to see you instead"
"Looks more like you came to join me." Graham observed, sliding the shower door closed. Epps grinned and opened the door and hopped in the shower
"Yeah... But how can I join you if you close the door on me first?" Epps asked, sliding his arms around Graham's waist from behind.
"I didn't say you could join me." Graham murmured, leaning back against Epps.
"Yeah... But you're not exactly responding negatively to me are you?" He grinned.
"I'm sorry, I can't resist..."
"Not many people can resist my black candy" Epps laughed kissing Graham's shoulder.
"Black candy?" Graham grinned.
"Yeah..." Epps thrust his hips against Graham's arse "that black candy"
Graham groaned. "ohhh... I see..." Epps chuckled.
"Yeah... Not so adverse to me joining you in the shower now are you?"
"No... not really."
"Thought so" Epps smiled and continued grinding his hips. Graham moaned and pushed himself against Epps, his eyes sliding shut. Epps moved and pushed Graham against the wall of the shower and kissed his neck.
"Epps... I got in the shower to try and get clean."
"and I'm going to make you dirty obviously" Epps started to nibble Graham's neck.
"Obviously..." Epps grinned against Graham's neck and continued to kiss and nibble.
"I won't do it, if you don't want me to"
"No... yes... please..." Graham sighed. "My brain isn't working properly."
"care to be elaborate?" Epps asked.
"You... you and your black candy... it's too distracting." Epps threw his head back and laughed.
"Nice to know that you like mah black candy and that it's distracting to you" Epps said, grinding his hips against Graham's.
"Yeah..." Graham said. "Stop being such a tease..."
"I'm not being a tease... you just think I'm being a tease" Epps kissed Graham.
"No... you're being a tease." Graham protested.
"I'm really not being a tease. You just say I am"
"You're being a tease. You're just denying it for some reason..."
"I'm not denying it... I'm just telling the truth"
"No, you're telling lies. I'm the one telling the truth." Graham insisted.
"Shut up, you're brain is breaking" Epps ground his hips against the other mans in earnest.
"My. Brain. Is. BROKEN." Graham insisted. "All because of you – you... TEASE!"
"Is that all you can think of? Tease? You're really shit at these things" Epps bit down on Graham's shoulder.
Graham yelped when Epps bit his shoulder. "I don't know anymore." He leant his forehead on Epps's shoulder.
"Awe, bless your little heart" Epps said licking Graham's shoulder.
"I just don't know anymore..." Graham said. He looked up. "I love you." Epps looked shocked for a moment, then his gaze softened.
"I love you too" Epps said back. Graham pressed his lips to Epps's. He kissed back the other man with more fervour. Graham grinded himself against Epps, moaning. Robert grinned and nibbled on Graham's collarbone.
"I'm still trying to get clean." Graham mumbled with a smile.
"and I'm helping you get clean"
"No, you're really not. I think I should just give up." Graham said, nuzzling Epps's neck. Epps's chuckled.
"oh dear, you're not very good at keeping up with your word are you?"
"That's because you're here." Epps threw back his head in laughter.
"do you want me to leave?"
"I didn't say I wanted you to leave." Graham said.
"I know, but you implied it" Epps said.
"I'm sorry. I don't want you to go." Graham clung to Epps.
"you're very clingy aren't you?" Epps asked.
"Well I like you and I don't want you to go... this isn't just a onetime thing, is it?" Graham asked. "I mean, this is going to be a proper relationship, right?"
"No... This is just a onetime thing"
"Oh." Graham said, pulling away from Epps and stepping out of the shower, grabbing a towel. "Well... well... I'm gonna turn in early... so I guess you can go."
"oh my god... you brits are so naive" Epps went up to Graham and nuzzled his neck "do you really think this was a onetime thing"
"Yes, I did." Graham said. "You implied that you were only here for a one night stand."
"oh... uhm... sorry, I didn't mean it" Epps took off Graham's towel and dropped it to the floor.
"Well, it's not just us brits that are naive, is it." Graham grinned.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Epps asked, frowning slightly.
"You implied that you wanted a one night stand, when you don't." Graham replied.
"Why does that make me naive?"
"Because you haven't been wording your sentences properly." Graham tutted.
"What? I'm so confused"
"Better you than me."
"what... why are you so mean?"
"Oh, so I'm not allowed to be mean, but you're allowed to be a tease?" Graham asked raising one eyebrow. "I think you've got double standards." Graham kissed Epps. Robert chuckled against Graham's lips
"I'm not a tease"
"Are."
"Not.. I'm sorry, but you're the one who is nekkid and won't let me fuck you"
"I never said you couldn't fuck me." Graham rolled his eyes.
"Oh. Well, I'm stupid" Epps walked out of the bathroom and put some clothes on.
"Why the hell are you getting dressed?"
"because... I'm not in the mood, I'd rather sit and talk about things, I don't wanna rush into things with you, I wanna make sure I'm not doing the wrong thing" Epps said sitting back down on the bed.
"You are a tease!" Graham pointed accusingly at Graham. "I'm naked. I'm aroused. You just put your clothes back on. DAMN IT MAN, I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED."
"shut up Graham"
"Why?"
"because you talk too much" Epps leaned over and kissed Graham's mouth.
"You just said you weren't in the mood." Graham was now confused... again.
"I lied"
"... I told you that you were mean."
"I love you too"
"So – are we talking, or are we fucking?" Graham asked impatiently.
"Fucking. Like... Now" Epps jumped on Graham, Consensually fucking (raping) him.
-TBC-
I Caught Myself: but you can't have consensual rape. IT'S JUST NORMAL SEX WOMAN!
DarknessintheCorners: Fuck you.
I Caught Myself: No, fuck you for saying Simmons is awesome. FUCK YOU.
DarknessintheCorners: Simmons is awesome! I don't know why you don't like him.
I Caught Myself: I didn't say I didn't like him, I just said he wasn't awesome.
DarknessintheCorners: Well I don't know why you didn't involve him in your fic. SIMMONS AND LEO IS PRACTICALLY CANNON!
I Caught Myself: I FORGOT, OKAY? I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT, I AM ONLY HUMAN AFTERALL.
DarknessintheCorners: I don't care. Anyway... aren't you meant to be writing this instead of arguing with me?
I Caught Myself: ... yes. I am, but YOU STARTED ARGUING BACK.
DarknessintheCorners: you know I don't back down., I'll just hit you. And I changed it, to consensual fucking.
Sorry about that.. She really is a difficult fish sometimes.
ANWAY! Review? Cyber!Cookies are at stake
This is going to follow the 'Chapter a Day' thing that Shooting Practise had. :D
xxDarknessxx
