Potatoes and Velcro



Note: Go ahead and flame us.... but if u do, beware, we will unleash all four of us on you!! POWER TO THE SKITZOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



My friend and I wanted to write a story, so, she came up with potatoes, I thought of Velcro*grins* VELCRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!

*ahem*

Anyway... So here's the result of two unbelievably stupid topics from a derranged pair of creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy kids who were bored at lunch.

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One day Trowa Barton and his amazing, gravity defying locks came across a BIG, BEAUTIFUL, BROWN...

Potato O_o

Now, he slipped the potato in his shirt and went up to Heero. *emy on the side of script sighs wistfully at the sight of her favorite G-boy...*

Trowa: *enthusiastic and gleeeeeeeful*I don't have a ferret but i have SPUD!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: O.o ...Spud?

Trowa: *nodding and frantically grinning* Yes!!!!!!!!!!! It's Spud!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out potato*

Heero: Um... That was my dinner, Trowa.... *twitch twitch*

Trowa: *shocked* WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!!? *huggles Spud* No!!!!!! Spud is MINE!!!!!!!!!! I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Duo comes in licking a piece of Toast*

Heero: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ...Wha-What're you doing?

Duo: If I can't have YOU I'm eating toast from now on!!! (go to www.heerosferret.com to understand joke...^^)

Heero: ...............

Wufei: ...O_O. You fools are so stupid.

Trowa: Dur. Fool=stupid person, stupid person stupid? *makes a face* Stoppit!!!!!!!

Wufei: *raising one eyebrow* What?

Trowa: Conffffffffffuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggggggg Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

*Quatre comes in with his wallet in his hands*

Trowa: Hey Quatre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: *laughs hysterically while rapidly opening and closing his wallet, and the crunching sound of velcro meets the pilots' ears* Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: O.O

Wufei: Fools.

Heero: Yup.

Quatre: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! *still laughing and closing and opening wallet*

Heero: Ommigod.

Duo: *smiling* Yes?????

Heero: Claps hand over eyes* Idiots.

Wufei: Yup.

Heero: *suddenly erect* Where's my ferret?

Duo: *grinning sheepishly* Heeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeee... *he's giggling...! O_o*

Heero: Duuuooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: *laughs like a 3-year -old* hee-hee-hee!!!! *squealing* I have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Give it to me, Duo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Not until we're an item, I'll have no 1-night-st-

Heero: *leaps on duo trying to wrestle ferret away*

Trowa: Spud!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: Velcro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Ferret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^ please review, and if u flame me, I'll write more pointless stories, just to spite you bakas!!! ^_~