Disclaimer: I DO own Inuyasha and all their characters.
….notice the sarcasm?
Ok, so this is basically what I think would happen if Inuyasha and Miroku took their kids camping.
Also, Kaoru is Inuyasha's son. If you're trying to imagine him, think of Inuyasha with short hair and brown eyes.
Enjoy the story!
Chapter One
Inuyasha
"Why the hell do I have to do it?" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Because you need bonding time with your son!" Yelled Kagome back.
You see, Kagome had told Inuyasha that he needed to spend some time with their kid on a camping trip and Inuyasha didn't take it too well.
"I'll spend time with him, just not on a camping trip!"
"Inuyasha, if you try to argue one more time, I swear to god, I will yell-!"
"Ok, I get it! I'll go on the stupid trip!" Yelled Inuyasha quickly. Kagome had gotten close to saying the word of death: sit!
"But you have to take me back to your era to go shop for food!"
"I already bought some." Said Kagome.
"What? Why didn't you take me with you?"
"Well, let's see!" Yelled Kagome, frowning. "Let's think back to the LAST TIME I took you to the store!"
Flashback!
Inuyasha was walking into the store with Kagome, when he smelled his favorite food: chocolate.
He raced into the store and yelled at the top of his lungs, "WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
Then he noticed the candy aisle and started shoving chocolate in his mouth.
Everyone stared at him and someone said, "He's from cosplayers gone wild!"
Kagome couldn't show her face in public for weeks.
End of flashback
"I still don't understand why you were so embarrassed." Said Inuyasha.
Before Kagome could reply, Kaoru entered the room. "Hey, mom, dad." Said Kaoru. "What are you talking about?"
"You're going on a camping trip with your father." Said Kagome matter-of-factly.
Kaoru's eyes widened. "NO WAY! NO WAY IN HELL!"
"That's what I said!" Exclaimed Inuyasha.
"I don't care what you say, you're still going!" Yelled Kagome.
"But-."
"DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!"
The two half-demons fell silent.
"Thank you. Now I've packed all the stuff." Kagome handed them two huge backpacks.
"Now go!"
The two men ran out the door before Kagome grabbed her arrows.
They finally found a good spot to set up camp.
"Ok." Said Inuyasha. "Let's set up the tent!"
They pulled the tent, nails, and hammer out of the backpack.
"Alright, let's get to work!" Yelled Inuyasha.
He looked at the hammer.
He looked at the tent.
He looked back at the hammer.
"HOW THE HELL DO I DO THIS?" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Let's,er, try spreading it out!" Said Kaoru.
He grabbed one side of the tent and Inuyasha grabbed the other side.
"Pull!" Yelled Kaoru and the two pulled on the tent with all their might. The tent ripped in half.
"…So much for that idea." Muttered Kaoru. "Let's make dinner."
Kaoru grabbed some wood and threw it at his father. "You make fire and I'll catch some fish."
With that, Kaoru turned around and ran to the lake.
Inuyasha glared at the wood.
"Burn." He commanded. The wood didn't burn.
"BURN, DAMN YOU!" The wood still didn't burn.
"That's it!" Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga. " "WIND SCAR!" He yelled, sending out his powerful attack.
It destroyed almost all the trees and the wood. Kaoru stared at his father, wide-eyed and empty handed.
"Where's the fish?" Asked Inuyasha.
"I dropped them out of shock and they were destroyed by the Wind Scar!" Exclaimed Kaoru, extremely pissed. "Augh, how could this get any WORSE?"
That's when it started to rain.
Kaoru glared. "You know what? Screw this, I'm going home!"
He turned around and ran home, Inuyasha right behind him.
Kagome heard a knock and answered the door.
She was surprised to see a dirty, soaking wet, disgruntled Inuyasha and Kaoru.
"You two certainly didn't take your time coming home." Said Kagome, slightly surprised. "Did you enjoy your trip?"
Inuyasha and Kaoru look at each other and then glared at Kagome.
"Oh, yeah. We had a GREAT time!"
Chapter two should be up soon! It should be interesting to see how Miroku takes his kids camping. ;)
