Disclaimer and A/N: I do not own PJO, Alex Rider and Harry Potter. I also do not like writing disclaimers and will not be writing anymore after this.

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Percy decided to go back to camp. Monsters had been attacking right left and center and he was just tired. Exhausted. And you want to see Annabeth, a little voice sang in his head. He told that voice to sock it.

So he had said Goodbye to his mother, called Annabeth (who would be joining him, since monsters also annoyed her) and bought a sack of apples for Grover. He glanced at his watch and waited for Annabeth to arrive. "Hey," she said sometime later, getting out of her dad's car. "Goodbye, dad. See you next year." Frederick Chase just nodded. As soon as she had waved her dad out of sight, she turned back to Percy. "Seaweed Brain!" she cried happily, pulling him into a hug. "Glad to see you to, Wise Girl." he replied, patting her on the head. "Now let's go to Camp."

They decided to use the Gray Sisters Taxi again, just for fun. When he got out of the taxi, Percy was shaking. "That's even better than going for the roller coaster!" he gasped. Annabeth giggled a little shakily. "You're right... Haha..." And stumbling, they made their way up the hill.

There they met Chiron. He had a grim look on his face. Percy's and Annabeth's grins faltered. "What's wrong, Chiron? Monsters?" Chiron smiled a little sadly. "No, Percy, not quite. Something much worse." Worse than monsters?? The two teenagers looked at each other, horrified. Percy took out his pen. "Oh, no, Percy, not like that." Chiron sighed a little. "Come to the Big House. She would like to see you." "She? Who?" Percy spluttered, a little nervous. "Mr. D's replacement." "Replacement? Where'd he go?" Annabeth asked. "Ah... Here we are." He said, avoiding her question. The doors slowly swung open. "Now, go in. And remember to be polite." Chiron ushered them in. The doors closed.

"Ah. There you are. Percy Jackson. Annabeth Chase. So lovely to see you." A girl's voice floated through the darkness. Then, out of the shadows appeared a girl. Percy's jaw dropped. "YOU'RE MR. D'S REPLACEMENT??" He asked, shocked. The girl standing in front of them was about their age, fourteen or so. She wore a black halter top with skinny jeans, and a hoodie jacket was loosely draped over her shoulders. Her shoulder-length black hair had green highlights. And she looked annoyed. " I see you still have politeness issues." She stated. "But I will forgive you. Now, let's have some fun!" Her face brightened up. "You." she pointed to Annabeth, "You will temporarily stay in Cabin 3." "WHAAT?!" Annabeth squealed. "But I can't! Camp rules-" The girl held a hand up. "I am now Camp Director, Annabeth, and I suppose, as Camp Director, I have the right to tweak the rules a bit, for -ah- special circumstances?" She nodded knowingly. Annabeth spluttered. "Who are you?" Percy piped up suddenly. "Oh!" the girl gasped. " I forgot to introduce myself!" She readjusted her jacket and cleared her throat. "You may call me Chopsticks." Percy and Annabeth gaped, open-mouthed. "And this-" she pointed at another in the shadows whom they hadn't noticed, "is Jade." Jade looked much more normal than Chopsticks. Not considering her turquoise hair, that is. Her name sounded much more normal too. She smiled at them, looking relaxed in her t-shirt and jeans. Well, normal people don't usually carry daggers around in their pockets. Oh, wait. Annabeth does that. Okay, she's normal. "You may go now." Chopsticks said rather grandly, and the doors flung open. "Thank you." Annabeth gushed, looking rather relieved. They turned around. "Oh! And Percy!" Jade called out. Percy turned around. "If you pass Riptide through us, we won't disintegrate, die, or bleed golden blood. Get your head around that." Percy nodded, a little confused. When the door slammed shut, Chopsticks and Jade grinned at each other. Camp would be a whole lot more fun.

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