Bart Rams All
By Shadowgate
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Bart Simpson got online to play the new online Rampage game. He was the gorilla. He went up against Milhouse first. After he beat the crap out of Milhouse he sends a message to Milhouse.
To Milhouse559
From BartSDogg
"You lose and you suck."
After that Milhouse got pissed off and he sent a message back.
To BartSDogg
From Milhouse559
"You are secretly a homosexual with low self-esteem. That's why it's so important for you to beat me and make fun of me."
Bart became enraged. He sent this message.
To Milhouse559
From BartSDogg
"That hurt my feelings. I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day."
Then Bart went on to play Nelson. Nelson played the role of the big gorilla. Bart played the role of the green scaly monster.
Bart won. Nelson sent a message to Bart.
To BartSDogg
From Nelsontheasskicker
"I'll kick your ass at school tomorrow on the playground."
Next Bart came across a new challenger. One by the name of LisaSlamBang. Bart took on the role of the green slimy monster as usual. This time he lost.
He slammed his hand on the desk and yelled "GODDAMN IT!"
Then his cell phone rang. It was Lisa.
Bart answered and yelled "WHAT DO YOU WANT LISA?"
Lisa said "Hey Bart I just called up to ask you why you're so angry?"
Bart answered "I'm angry because some crazy bitch came along and beat me at Rampage. Hey wait a minute! You called me up to ask me why I was so angry, it's like you knew even before you called me that I was angry."
Lisa laughed and said "good deduction Bart and it just so happens I'm LisaSlamBang the bitch who whooped your ass."
Bart yelled "SHIT!"
Homer came up the stairs and yelled "BART STOP ALL THAT FUCKING CUSSING AND DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK!"
THE END
