"A whole new world!" A flying couple was singing, yes a flying couple, I could not believe my eyes either!
"Shut the hell up!" I began. "Some of us are trying to sleep instead of fly around on a freaking carpet and…wait, is that a flying carpet?" I asked confused.
"Yes, now let us finish our love duet, we were having a moment before someone ruined it!" (Insert unhappy face here)
"Well whoop-die-freaking-do! I'm so sorry I interrupted your 2:00a.m. song, of course this is the perfect time to sing! Everyone can't wait to join in!" I was tired and exhausted, the last thing I wanted were a couple of night flyers singing their hearts out! Hey, it was 2:00 in the morning! Go ahead; call me a jerk for trying to sleep.
"Well, someone's cranky! Maybe we should just fly to China! How would you like that?" Aladdin asked.
"Thank you!" I said with relief.
"What Janice?" He was confused.
"I mean… China is the best places to get rid of you…wait, I meant, a place for great quality time with the ones you love." Both Aladdin and Jasmine looked deeply into each other's eyes. I did not mean any of that, love was for saps, and I am not a sap. Besides, I was tired, remember?
"So beat it!" I yelled. I was getting impatient.
"Fine we will." He said.
"Alright, come on, then."
"Okay."
"Aladdin just fly the carpet already, we need to get to China now!" Jasmine said.
"Suckers…" They finally went away. Thank God! I went to my bed and laid my head on the pillow, closed my eyes slowly and waited a few minutes so I could drift away to a wonderful dream with tons of lovely candy. "Mmm, candy." I was so comfortable until…
"No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no." A voice in the distance was singing!
"OH! COME ON!" I yelled covering my face with the pillow.
