Author's Note: Here is yet another Twilight fanfic enjoy!
Disclaimer: By now you should know I don't own Twilight, but wouldn't it be wonderful if I did? Or Sports Illustrated or Cosmopolitan or Desperate Housewives
RPOV (Rosalie)
I sat down on the couch with a bundle of mail and began flipping through it as there was nothing else good to do.
"Bill, junk, Carlisle, junk, Edward, Esme, junk, junk, me, Emmett, junk, bill, Alice, junk, bill, Jasper, bill, ju-oh," I looked down at an envelope in my hand.
'5 Easy Steps To Mortality' it read, this could be the answers to my prayers I could be human! I thought.
"Rose anything good for me?" asked my husband looking down at the pile of mail on my lap and on the table.
"Just sports illustrated," I said pointing to a glossy magazine
"Sweet," Emmett said snatching it off the table, "See you later babe,"
After I finished sorting the mail, I grabbed the advertisement and stuffed it into my pocket for safe keeping. Then I flipped on the TV, nothing except reruns of lame comedy.
"Nothing's on," said Alice I already knew this I thought aggravated "Never mind it just turned 9, which means Desperate Housewives is on," Alice said
"Are you talking to me or annoying me?" I asked handing her the remote
"Both," she smiled
"Don't you already know what's going to happen?" I asked as she changed the channel
"Just because I see the future Rose doesn't mean I know everything," she answered
"Anyways that would take the fun out of watching TV,"
"Yeah I guess," I said back
"Anything good in the mail?" asked Alice looking at me from the corner of her eyes
"There's a Cosmopolitan and …" I was about to mention the ad but decided not to "That's it," I lied
"Ok!" she didn't seem to notice gosh she's so gullible I thought
After watching 3 hours of pointless TV Emmett came down stairs
"What's on?" asked Emmett
"Some pointless game show," I said staring at the TV
"If it wasn't so addicting I would have stopped watching ages ago," Alice said staring at the TV with a glossed over expression "I know Rosalie lets go shopping!" Alice shouted
"Sounds good to me," I said getting up
"I guess I'll go bother Jasper or Edward then," Emmett said
"Good idea that way I can have one on one with Rosalie," Alice said staring at me
What is with that look? I thought then I mentally gulped she knew of course she knew
AN: Sorry if it's weird it will make sense soon R&R
