Chapter 1
Authors Note: this is my second fanfiction... I will use mainly other people's songs in this. And I do love reviews... if chocolate wasn't my chocolate reviews would be! SO R&R
Disclaimer: I don't own the English language... (Whispered: what do you mean I don't need a disclaimer for that... oh...) I don't own icarly either (nervous laughter).
Sam's POV
Carly, Freddie and I were watching Seattle beet on TV. "We have a new competition here on Seattle beat, a sort of 'battle of the bands' if you will. The bands will battle against each other and the winner will get to record a song with none other but the Jonas brothers! Everyone entering this contest must be 18 yrs or older or have permission from all parents and or legal guardians. Check out our website for details."
Carly muted the TV and said "oh".
"My" I said.
"I'm not as excited about this as you are so I'm not joining in said Freddie.
"Gosh" said Carly and I said, I was too excited to even glare at the geek.
"Let's check out the website NOW!" said Carly, running to get to the computer in her room. Freddie and I followed.
"Look!" said Carly (she was already on the website) "the band need at least 3 people!"
"We have three people!" I say.
"Not if you're including me in that!" said Freddie.
"Of course I was dorkface, as much as I tease you, you're still one of us" I said.
"I am not going to be in a band!" said Freddie.
"Please, for me" said Carly, it's disgusting how he always says yes when she says that.
"NO" said Freddie, that a first.
"Freddie, you have a choice, be in this band or I'll kiss you" I say, I know dorkface'll say he'll be in the band now.
"NO" said Freddie, maybe he wants to kiss me... no that's stupid, just because I want to kiss him doesn't mean he wants to kiss me.
"Freddie, you will be in this band or I'll put you on the wedgie-bounce, dress you up like a little girl, walk you around the park and then take you into the public toilets and give you a swirly!" I say, if he says no...
"Well..." he says, he looked scared.
"Listen fredweird, if you don't be in this band I'll make Azula (a/n had to put her in, she's of the show 'the avatar', if you haven't seen it you really should... btw azula is pure evil, she makes freddy crugger seem nice...) seem like a nice old lady who gives lollies to little kids!!" i say, oh dear ham, did i just say that?
"You're a fan of the avatar?" asked Freddie looking amazed.
"Yes, now say yes or else I will do something unspeakably horrible to you!" I replied angrily.
"OK, OK, OK" he said, he's so cute when he's amazed and afraid...
"Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, NO, we need to write our own songs" said Carly; she looked like that was the end of the world.
"I've written a few!" I say.
"You have?" said Freddie and Carly.
"Yes, is that so hard to believe?" I asked.
"Quite frankly, yes" said Carly at the same time Freddie said "Do I even know you?"
"Not really" I say.
I shrug then leave, I need to get home to get some more ham. I ate all Carlys.
Freddie's POV
"So, Carly... what are you doing this weekend?" I say
"Go" said Carly, pointing at the door.
I walked away. Thank goodness, if she said yes I wouldn't know what to do. It's been years since I actually had a crush on her. It would be impossible to go on a date with her when I have a crush on Sa... NO I DON'T, STOP THINKING THAT!!
I leave to think about what I've learnt today... and to call Sam... I want to see how far she is into watching the series; we could watch a few episodes together...
Alone together... STOP IT BRAIN!!
Talk about the show... and I really want to hear her songs... oh I'm home...
I called Sam
"Hey" I said into the phone.
"Who's this?" said a voice that I recognized as Sam's.
"It's me, Freddie"
"Hi Fredweird, wrong number?"
"No, I wanted to talk to you" I answered.
"HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER??" she screamed... (I think I'm deaf)
"Number one) OW. Number two) you gave it to me three years ago"
"And you kept it that long?" she asked, her voice was oddly quiet.
"Yes" I say, hoping she won't ask why... truth is, I've had a huge crush on her these past few years... NO HAVN'T NO NO NO... OK I HAVE.
"So what do you want Freddie?"I think she's dropped the number thing...
"I was wondering... how far are you into the avatar?"
"I finished season two last night"
"Really, I just got season three this morning! Do you wanna come over and watch a few episodes?"
"Wait a second, are you asking me on a date?" she sounded disgusted.
"NO" I say, trying to sound disgusted as well.
"Ok then, I guess I can"
"You should bring a couple of the songs, we are a band now... and I have a guitar if you know how to play it" so I want to hear her sing, sue me.
"Ok. See you in a few Freddie... I mean fredweird.
