My sister and I were just goofing off, talking about how different Shinigami would react to spider and I thought it would make a funny fanfic so here it is. It is a one-shot series instead of an actual story, so updates might not be very regular. My updates for chapter fics have not been very regular lately. Anyway, I hope you find it funny, and that I don't make anyone to OOC.
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach…well I would probably be writing this anyway since it wouldn't fit in the actually manga, but that's beside the point. The point is that I do not own Bleach so what I would do if I did really doesn't matter because I'm not going to do it because I don't own Bleach.
Ichigo
Ichigo Kurosaki sat at the desk in his room, trying to do homework, and hoping a hollow was not going to appear any time soon. Keeping up with school was hard enough without having to deal with those.
Suddenly heard screams from his sister's room. "Rukia!" he shouted, snatching his combat pass and leaping out of his body. If she was screaming it had to be something truly horrifying.
Not wanting to waste any time he sunped to his sister's room and stopped in the doorway, Zangetsu already in his hand.
Yuzu was clutching Rukia on the other side of the room. There was nothing else in sight. "Would someone tell me what the hell all that screaming was about?" Ichigo demanded. Rukia nodded toward a spot on the floor. Ichigo stepped further into the room and bent over to see it better. "What the hell? You can fight Hollows but you freak out over a spider?"
"Hey, I only screamed because Yuzu screamed and grabbed me! She startled me, that's all."
"Get it, Ichi-nii" Yuzu whimpered huddling closer to Rukia.
Ichigo stood up straight, "I'm a Shinigami, I don't do spiders."
"Well someone has to get it," Rukia pointed out.
Karin came into the room, pushed past Ichigo, and stepped on the spider. "There, problem solved," she announced and left.
Hopefully they will get better. Review and let me know what you thought and if there are any characters you specifically want to see face a spider. They don't all have to be Shinigami, that was just the best option for a title. Also let me know If I spelled any Japanese names or words wrong, I'm just starting in the Bleach fandom and I'm not sure of all that stuff.
Thanks and prayer,
Rahbooks
