It all started two days ago… Oh, pardon me for not introducing myself! My name is CLASSIFIED. And your name? Well, it doesn't really matter. You're here to read, not talk with me (very much). Right?
Well, as I said, it all started two days ago, in a galaxy far far away, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I don't own the characters. Der. I'm not Disney/George Lucas (Still not sure about which one owns them?)
This fateful day, the day Phasma removed her helmet, was the day of the First Order Vacation Picnic. Everyone was at the beach- in uniform.
"I don't understand how we all have to wear black wool and metal in the boiling hot sun, yet Supreme Leader Snoke is wearing that." So complained Kylo Ren, of the Knights of Ren, supreme whiner.
Ren, Hux and Phasma directed their attention to the large umbrella in the middle of the beach. Snoke lay on a lounge chair, wearing a bright pink striped bikini. Phasma scrunched up her face in disgust. Or she would have, but her helmet was in the way. Yep. Snoke even made everyone wear their helmets.
"I kind of want to barf now. Thanks a lot, Ren!" she muttered.
"Of course Phasma, anytime!" He replied smirking.
''It's pretty unfair. I mean, I love my uniform, but- this picnic is all day! Imagine wearing hot chromium all day long. I feel like I'm slowly roasting…" she said.
" Well, I suppose so. But Ren and I have to wear entirely black! Black absorbs sun. And it's even worse with Kylo, he has black hair and a mask!"
"Actually, Hux, I'm wearing white socks."
Phasma and Hux just stared at Ren, before Phasma broke the silence.
"Well, he just has a mask. I have a whole bucket over my head, basically, and besides that, my hair is stuffed inside. It makes it even hotter inside my helmet! I might need to ask Snoke if I can take it off, before I die of heatstroke…" Phasma trailed off.
"That's probably a good idea. Wouldn't want you dying." Hux said winking over and over.
"Woow, thanks for the support." Phasma rolled her eyes. "I'm just gonna ask right now."
Ren and Hux watched her walk up to Snoke. She waved her arms around and said something. Snoke nodded. Phasma bowed, before turning and walking back to the boys.
"Well, he said yes. But for me only." She added quickly as Kylo began to pull off his mask.
"… I have come to realize I have never done this before in the presence of others. Oh well. Bombs away!" Phasma commented, before pulling her mask of to reveal her face.
Blond locks fell neatly just onto her shoulders, and she shook her hair out. Her face had a slight blush form the heat. Her eyelashes were long and distinct against her slightly pail face.
"Wow! That feels a lot better!" Phasma said happily. She walked off to get a popsicle.
Hux and Ren simply stared.
"Whoa." They both said in sync.
So begins Chaos in the star wars world! Mwahahaha! I wonder if Gwendoline Christie likes chocolate. This story will progress slowly in desperation on Hux and Ren's part as they attempt to make her love one or the other.
From chocolates to shameless flirting, I give you, 101 and one ways to seduce someone! This was the prologue. The fun starts whenever I write the next chapter!
