A/N: Since June 2006 I've been meaning to write this – now it's finally being written. Enjoy this rhyming poem about Zhang He. For those who don't know – Zhang He is pronounced 'Zhang Hey'. So read it like that otherwise it won't rhyme.
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A Zhang He Poem
There once was a man called Zhang He
Everyone classed him as gay
Then one day
He went down to the bay
There he lay
Making a pot out of clay
When he saw a man – it was Liu Bei!
He was accompanied by Zhang Fei
Zhang He yelled "hey!"
But Liu Bei failed to say
"Hey!"
Then it was May
And Zhang He wanted pay
So he could play
All day!!!
He was in the kingdoms of Wei
And that was okay
Even if they all ate hay
And hated to see a sun ray
But when Zhang He saw a ray
He would say
"yay!"
At the end of his day at the bay
He made his way
Home to his kingdom of Wei
A/N: Well…so it's not the best, my first poem up here… I tried to make it good – I just wanted it to rhyme really. Please review…
