A/N: Since June 2006 I've been meaning to write this – now it's finally being written. Enjoy this rhyming poem about Zhang He. For those who don't know – Zhang He is pronounced 'Zhang Hey'. So read it like that otherwise it won't rhyme.

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A Zhang He Poem

There once was a man called Zhang He

Everyone classed him as gay

Then one day

He went down to the bay

There he lay

Making a pot out of clay

When he saw a man – it was Liu Bei!

He was accompanied by Zhang Fei

Zhang He yelled "hey!"

But Liu Bei failed to say

"Hey!"

Then it was May

And Zhang He wanted pay

So he could play

All day!!!

He was in the kingdoms of Wei

And that was okay

Even if they all ate hay

And hated to see a sun ray

But when Zhang He saw a ray

He would say

"yay!"

At the end of his day at the bay

He made his way

Home to his kingdom of Wei

A/N: Well…so it's not the best, my first poem up here… I tried to make it good – I just wanted it to rhyme really. Please review…