Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy this enough to review it! I own nothing still.
Drunken Giggles
By LilyChan
Phoenix, Miles, Maya, Pearls, and everyone else had just finished celebrating the defense attorney's latest win at a local sports bar thanks to the scruffy detective. How they managed to convince the likes of Edgeworth to go to the bar with them, much less drink, was beyond the man.
Unfortunately, Edgeworth had too much and he wouldn't trust anyone in his perfect car (Phoenix wondered if it was in sarcasm or not nowadays). So the spiky-haired defense attorney offered his services.
The so-called legendary prosecutor giggled. He giggled. The dark-haired man made a sound that was completely foreign to him. Even Pearls and Maya looked shocked if not scared, though Pearls merely giggled along with the man. Maya shifted her attention from him to Phoenix as though he knew what to do next.
Which he didn't, by the way!
"You can't drive my car, Wright," he snickered. "You're still a virgin!" Then he busted out laughing till his legs gave and Gumshoe had to hold his drunk and laughing boss up.
Phoenix had a look of horror whilst Maya and Pearls laughed at the poor man. He hoped Pearls didn't understand what Edgeworth just said at least. He also hoped Maya would have the decency to not tell her just yet.
