Somewhat cracky crossover of Star Wars and Macbeth. Set in the Clone Wars.

In a squalid hut three witches are hunched over a cauldron.

'By the pricking of my thumbs,/ Something wicked this way comes.' -said the second witch. Anakin Skywalker bursts into the hut:

'Um, has anybody seen my lightsaber?'

Yells of 'Anakin! Anakin, where are you?' are heard from backstage. In walks Obi-Wan Kenobi.

'Ah, here you are, Anakin.' He points at the witches. 'And what are these lifeforms? They do not look like creatures of the living force, you seem to possess a strange understanding of its secrets…'

The witches start speaking.

'Skywalker and Kenobi…'

'Kenobi and Skywalker…'

'Beware, Anakin Skywalker!'

'Greatest of the Jedi, yet lowest…'

'Betrayed, and yet traitor…'

'Both victim and villain…'

'Saved to your doom…'

'You shall save to lose…'

'And destroy to preserve…'

'Beware of the one you call father, Anakin Skywalker, beware of the father…'

The witches disappear.

'But I don't need to worry…' Says Anakin to Obi-Wan. 'I don't have a father…'

AN: You know Anakin doesn't have a father, but both his father figures betray him.