EDITED 10/22/11 A/N: This is the edited one! I added more detail so certain parts make sense! :)

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Author Notes: This was uploaded because I might as well since I'm leaving the country for the summer :/ and I haven't posted in a long time so yeah…the title…I couldn't think of one so yeah…read this and give me a better title? Anyone? Comment?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…

It Started on Saturday Night

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Chapter 1

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Saturday night a typically day where Naruto Uzumaki, single resident, spends his time blasting music to who knows how loud, surfing the web and all the while gaming out. Completely occupied with his entertainment he is ignorant to the disturbance he causes to his fellow neighbours. One such neighbour is an old man who isn't afraid to voice his anger at the youngster. That man is currently banging at Naruto's door spewing out threats. Unfortunately it wasn't until the IPod played the next song did Naruto realized two things: his neighbour was cursing at him to off the music and his cellphone continued to vibrate.

"Naruto I swear if I have to call the fucking cops on you to fucking shut you up, then by golly I fucking will!"

Naruto sweat dropped at that comment. Exactly how many times has this particular happened ever since he moved in here two years ago? Naruto chuckled. 'Too many to count' He muted his music and shouted from across the room. He was in the living room of his apartment sitting comfortable on his leather black computer chair.

"Sorry old man! No need for that!" Naruto quickly shouted before his geezer neighbour decided to break his door down. He heard the old man from next door mutter something about moving out before residing back into his own apartment. Naruto smirked but quickly frowned as he realized he just lost the game he was currently playing. 'Damn…Instant death, huh?'

Naruto sighed in defeat and rolled his chair back before almost jumping off. He walked over to his phone that was sitting on his low coffee table in the center of his room but by the time he got there it stopped vibrating. He stood in front of the table and stared at the phone in amusement.

"Oh well?" Naruto smirked 'probably telemarketers' Man, he was just too lazy to talk to anyone right now.

He left the phone on the table and stretched his muscles trying to loosen up the tight joints. He sighed and checked the clock on the wall in front of him.

'11 PM, huh? That's kind of early for me' He wasn't that shocked by the time. Although he would usual be off the PC by 1 am but today was an exception. Gosh was he tired. He yawned opening his mouth wide and felt immensely oozy. 'Shit...I'm so freaking tired...' He whined in his head, but was interrupted by his stomach growling and rumbling. 'When was the last time I ate?' A memory so foggy he didn't bother to even try to find out. He contemplated whether he should ignore his stomach and go straight to sleep but decided it was safer to eat and have a peaceful non-stomach pain-free sleep. Tired and now hungry he marched off to his not-so-far kitchen.

He walked over to his fridge and tugged it open. He immediately saw left over fried rice from gods knows where it came from and when. He took it out smelled it, finding it safe and proceeded to microwaved it. He took out a fork and filled a glass with milk. The 2 minute timer went off signalling now recooked rice. He took it out, sat on his dinning table and ate. Half way from eating he heard a sudden thud and jumped from his chair from the random shock. He turned to the source of the noise and noticed that his cell had fallen off the table as it continued to vibrate like crazy.

'What the hell is so important that I'm getting phoned a lot? ' He walked over to his cell, abandoning his nightly meal and picked it off the ground. He had 20 messages by mostly the same persons; Kiba, Sakura, Sai, Shikamaru and Ino. The first couple of messages were Kiba swearing randomly and something about picking up his phone. Confused and curious he searched through his entire message log until he reached the earliest message sent by Kiba which was at 7 pm. 'damn…5 hours?'Naruto was quite shocked now he really was curious to find out what was so important. He clicked on the message and began to read.

{Yo! Naruto! Dude I got us some work! We're working as face-painters and tattoo artists at some company party. It starts at 8 am so wake up at 6am and get ready I'll pick you up at around 7 'ight? Wear all black but keep it professional! Msg ASAP if you can't make it!}

It took Naruto a full 7 minutes to process the new info. So he had to work? 'Oh...wait! NOT OKAY! I don't like to work and beside I really want to finish reading my stuff!' Freaking out Naruto tried to hurry and call Kiba praying he was awake.

RINGGGGGGG

"Come onnnn pick up pick up pick up you stupid dog! Freaking pick up!"

"Please wait and enjoy while we play the call back song"

"I don't want to fucking listen to your fucking call back music! Kiba you fucking ass pick up!"

The song MILKSHAKE played irritating Naruto non-stop as it continued to play the verse:

La la-la la la,

Warm it up.

Lala-lalala,

The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And their like

It's better than yours,

Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

It played for 5 minutes, the longest 5 minutes Naruto ever went through. 'I don't fucking care if your fucking milkshake is fucking better than mine fuck kiba what the fuck was going through your head when you chose this fucking song!'

Click

'Oh thank god!'

"WHAT!"

Naruto winced from the unneeded yell he received from the other line. "What's up your ass?"

"Shut up Naruto! What do you want? I'm trying to sleep. Something YOU should be doing." Kiba sounded really cranky especially when he emphasised on 'you'.

"Yeahhh about thatttt I can-"

"Naruto it's too late. I tried calling you and messaging you but you didn't pick up. It's too late I already gave your name in."

"Shit Kiba! Are you serious?"

"Dude, blame yourself if anything...I'm tired night'"

"Wai-"

DEADTONE

"...fuck"

Naruto closed his phone and sighed. 'I might as well go to work...it's not like I'm busy anyways and I do kind of need the extra cash...' Naruto sighed a bit more grudgingly. He dragged himself to his bedroom and flopped on his bed. He reached over to his clock and set the alarm at 5 am. 'It's a miracle if I actually wake up...' he closed his eyes and let sleep wash over him.

BANG!

"FUCK! . CRAP.!#$%^%^&***&^%$!#%^%^^&%##!" Naruto swore to his heart content.

"I will never work again!" he slowly rose off the bed and kicked the clock around the floor. It flipped over showing the time: 5:15 am. 'Heh… Not bad and I'm not even that tired, Kind of energetic.' Naruto grinned. He could get used to this, well minus the early fight with the alarm, he was good. He got ready in the washroom. He walked to his wall mirror and fixed his hair. He conducted an overview of himself. He wore the Wine red, black, satin piping Perfect Slim Line long sleeve shirt that Iruka had brought him for his birthday last year, as well as his recently bought MITOSHOP dress pants. He had to admit he looked kind of hot. Naruto grinned at his reflection. 'If I don't say so myself but I look mighty hot today'

VVVVVrrrrrrrr

His phone vibrated on the table distracting him from his fantasies. "Shit! Who the hell?" he walked over to his phone...'oh...Kiba?' He flipped it open. "Sup?"

"Arggghhhh...Naruto..."

"Uhhhh? Yup?"

"Shit...You sound like a sunny little bitch"

"What the-! Hell yeah this is nothing"

"Bull…"

"You okay ...you sound like a truck ran over you?"

"I'm fucking tired…"

"Did you even get ready?"

"Noooo...I just got up, did you ?"

"Heh. Of course."

"Oh mannn anyways i'll get ready be ready for 7 okay?"

"Yeah yeah"

Naruto hung his phone up and checked the clock 6 AM. 'Yeahhh! I have an hour on the computer!' with that thought he ran into the next room booted up his pc and began to search the web. He added some new songs on his IPhone and games; he needed to entertain himself while on the job. He started to finish up some fanfictions he was reading the day before. He was at the point where the scene was getting incredibly hot.

The little fox whimpered as the wolf moved his huge hands over his bare back. The touches were hot and melted into his body. He wanted more he needed that warmth inside him; he couldn't stand the constant teasing.

"...please...I beg...you..." He gasped as the wolf moved his hands between the small fox legs, Sliding closer into the heat of his core.

"What is it you want, my cute foxling?" he bent over the fox and licked his tongue over his ear breathing his heat over it.

"mmm..ahhh...more give me moreeee!" he hicked as the wolf nudged into his hole.

"I don't understand. Tell me." He continued to tease the poor fox causing him to whine.

"..plea..se...I need you... inside me" the wolf slid his tongue over the fox's smooth neck and bit sharply

"if that is what you desire"

He placed two fingers over the small puckering small hole almost painfully slow pushed inside. The little fox moaned in pure delight. He began to thrust his fingers inside, he enjoyed the rough feel of his lover's unprepared hole, and it was his sinful desire. He scissored inside roughly and –

"NARUTO!"

'OH SHIT!' Naruto almost gave himself a heart attack 'fuck what time is it! 7:10!' Naruto quickly bookmarked his page. He put his I Phone with his earplugs attached into his pocket. He ran to put on his shoes and jacket at the same time before quickly opening the door.

"Sup?" he gasped out of breath

"Fucking took your time" Kiba looked at him with red eyes

'haha yeahhh...' "Sorry. I got distracted" he smiled sheepishly.

"I hope it wasn't your gay porn" he sighed and walked off "Hurry up we can't afford to be late"

Naruto looked after him and sighed in despair. He locked his door and ran up to follow him. '...and it was at the best part!'

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EDITED A/N: Alright...I think that was better, ne? Anyways...

A/N: I'm not sure about this story but I reluctantly posted the first chapter…should I continue or stop?

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