Warnings: Insanity, humour, and weirdness ahead…prepare yourself.
Legal crap: You're all smart people; you know the deal. (For all you dumb people out there: I'm not doing this for profit, I own this fic, so don't copy it, I don't own anything from Dark Angel, and this is purely fictional)
Author's notes: I can't believe how many nice reviews I got for my "Q &A" fics!!! I also can't believe how many people asked for more! Thanks, people!!!
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This question's from JessicaMackenzie (round of applause):
If Eyes Only was running low on cash...meaning he's starting to be like the rest of us (poor), then where does he keep getting those pre-pulse wines? You're asking me. I mean, look at all of us here, barely able to pay off all our credit cards and taxes, and Logan's going "I'm not rich" while downing rare alcoholic beverages…gawd it makes me mad. If we didn't love him to bits, we'd do something drastic, like organize a protest, or a riot, or steal from him. I mean really, jeez, this is too much! Oh, I'm sorry, am I ranting? Back to the questions.
Next few are by the magnificent me:
How did Logan come up with the name "Eyes Only"? Almost everyone agrees that it's a cool, cool name. But it didn't begin that way. Oh no. It started with the name "Ears Only", but after some experimentation, he found that he couldn't do one of those freedom videos showing just his ears, at least not comfortably. So, he changed it to "Nose Only". Unfortunately, not a single person took his messages seriously. They were either laughing to hard at the sight of a floating nose to hear what he said, or thinking "Whoa…a guy who clips his nose hairs!" Logan finally caught on, and consulted a professional superhero namer. For $500 000, the namer gave Logan "Eyes Only".
What's with Sketchy? Is he just dumb, or what? He was dropped on his head when he was a baby. Really hard. Five times. A day.
Is Asha a real blond? Let's put it this way. When the sky's cloudy, it's gray, right? But technically, it's still blue. So, think of Asha's lovely blond locks as an overcast sky. Not that we're implying any fakeness ::cough cough::
Say I needed to find the Steelheads really quickly; what do I do? Developed by elite scientists around the globe, this technique is sure to locate the nearest Steelheads. First, stand in a large, flat area, like a clearing. Take out your giant gamma-ion super-duper scientifically exhaustive blah blah blah electromagnet, specially designed to attract a very specific kind of steel. Turn the magnet on. Wait. Shortly, there will be a bunch of stuff flying to you. Sort through the junk, and you'll find any Steelhead within a 12-mile radius, guaranteed.
This one is word for word from Jewls13, I swear:
If Logan is paralyzed, is he still able to have sex and how? Um…how do you think? Since it takes two people and all, the other person can move. Really, this is rated PG-13, and we don't want parents yelling at us, so sorry, no details.
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Hey! That's more questions than I usually do! If you liked this, and you haven't read all my other "Q & A" fics, go read them. If you've read them *all*, bug me for more. And people, I really, really need questions. If you have any weird questions about Dark Angel, please please please e-mail them to me at masterchallenge@hotmail.com, okay?
-RiseAgainPhoenix
