SORRY BUT THIS WAS JUST A RANDOM MOMENT I HAD COMING BACK FROM CAMPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND, RINI. PLEASE R+R
Edge walks by Randy Orton 20 minutes before Raw starts.
"Hey baby"
"Hey Hun, what's up?"
"Oh, nothing really just wanted to stop by and see you"
"Aw thanks that's so sweet of you" Randy said leaning in for a kiss.
Edge finished what Randy wanted by leaning in too. They both kissed and Randy stopped.
"Sorry Hun, but I got to go get ready for the show on Raw tonight."
"Ok, bye babe"
"Bye"
Randy gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and walked away.
Later that night…
Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, John Cena, and Randy Orton were in the ring. Coming out was the winner of American idol 2008, David Archuleta! He got in the ring and started to sing the Raw theme song. You could see Jeff doing the Macarena, Chris doing the one man can-can, John doing a disco dance, and Randy doing the Washing machine (search on youtube if you don't know). At the end of the song Edge came running out to the stage.
"Hey, I want to dance."
"To bad freak." Jeff said laughing at Edge
"I'm not a freak."
"Yea you are, just look at that huge chin that pops out!" laughed Chris Jericho
"And those eyes that just pop inside your head" Jeff added
Edge ran away crying with Randy chasing after him
David just stood there laughing…
"Wow…? this is why i dont wrestle" said David
Back stage with Edge and Randy…
"Randy, I'm a freak, just dump me now."
"Why would I do that?"
"Because, I'm a freak with a huge chin and abnormal eyes"
"No, you're still the cutest little thing to me"
"aw thanks Randy I love you"
"I love you too Edgy"
Randy gave him a kiss and left. After randy left Edge pushed his chin in as hard as he could. It went in to far and his eyes popped out to far. So he decided the other way was better and pushed his eyes in and his face went back to ugly.
THE END
PLEASE REVIEW SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU BUT I GOT BORED AND IM ALWAYS RANDOM SO THIS STORY FITS ME LOL!!
