Sky: YEAH FOR X-FILES!
Scully: No, seriously, why do you have to invade our little area. Go, go back to terrifying the members of House...leave us alone!
Mulder: (Sadly) NO! Don't leave meh! I've been off the air for six years! I need all the company I can get! (hugs)
Sky: Scully...call...off...boyfriend... (gasps)
Scully: Fine. Sky does not own us, will never own us and doesn't dream of owning us. She will also be departing this realm of fandom shortly. (Pointed glare)
Mulder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Scully's Opposite Day Note
To my most reviled enemy, Mulder,
I just wanted to say that I hate you.
Yup. Everything about you.
I hate the way you smile
The way you smirk
That stupid grin you get when you know you've beaten me
I hate how you make me feel
That tingle I never get in my chest when you're close
Or that absurd sense of longing I never get when you call my name
I hate you for your courage
And your beliefs (which, quite frankly, are stupid.)
I hate you for hating me
And never making me feel safe
Never making me feel needed and welcomed
And I hate you for your looks
For your dull, ugly eyes
And your more ugly soul and...
And...I'm out...
I guess what I want to say is...
Happy Opposite Day, Mulder
I hate you.
Sky: See! It wasn't that bad!
Mulder: (Looking heartbroken) Scully...I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Scully: (glares)
Sky: Um...review? And remember...this was written for Opposite Day...where things are opposite...
Scully: GET OUT!
Sky: Yeah...okay...I'll just...
Scully: NOW!
