Of Vacations and Costa Rica!
Chapter one.
Of Plane Rides, Starbucks and Crabby Old Ladies!
Yo! Fell Off Her Rocker Again. I am redoing the story. Since it was only my second story there is A LOT of mistakes. I hate it. I'm going to go over it and fix it. And if I get inspired I'll start writing again. I'm going to edit Of Ice Skating and Online Chats as well. Then after I finish them both I will post them.
Hellu! This is the sequal to Of Ice Skating and Online Chats! You don't have to read it if you havn't but I hope you do! Here if the first chappie to Of Vacations and Costa Rica! I hope you likie!! Some ppl wanted me to do Jamica but maybe next time I will cause I have been to Costa Rica (and Jamica) I went to costa rica to celebrate me grandfathers 80th b day and it was a very very very very kool place I loved it. The hotels are real and I have been there!! Si Como No is a real hotel and it meens "Yes, why not?" (THATS WHAT THE DUDE WORKING AT THE HOTEL SAID SO I WANT NO SMART ASSES TELLING ME OTHERWISE! I DON'T CARE IF IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN THAT.) Or something along those lines hehe and just for the record, THEIR MONGO SMOOTHIES ARE THE BEST!! lol I had a lot of them when I was there along with virgin mango somethings that start with a D hehe cant spell it so im not gonna try. Also Pina Coladas were good to.. virgin of course I aint old enough to drink lol bt they let my cousin have wine and he is like 16 I tihnk? Maybe older hehe
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As we entered her office it seemed as though everyone but Shino was there. And Yamoto was absent as well. "Alright! You've all worked hard and I want you outta my hair!" Tsunade boomed to us as she sat crosslegged behind her desk. "You are all going to Costa Rica! But! You must all act like normal people. Not shinobi!"
"You are leaving tomorrow. So go get packed!" Tsunade said as we all left the office leaving puffs of smoke behind us.
"We're going to Costa Rica!!" Sakura said jumping on me happily. "I can't wait! See ya tomorrow!"
"Yeah yeah, see you tomorrow." I said as I walked to my house.
"Are you excited about going to Costa Rica?" Lee said as he walked up to me.
"Yeah. It will be fun." I said.
"it'll be fun. Silver is bringing one of her sisters and Shino isn't going. He is going to go on a vacation somewhere with his father. Kiba is not going to miss it for anything 'cause he's hellbent on making sure Naruto takes care of Hinata it's kinda funny.. Yamato's not going. Don't really know why. But Sai is going. He's got a crush on Silver's sister Angel. Though, their opposites. Angel is just as loud and hyper as Silver, maybe more so." Lee said as he fell into step with me.
"Hm. " I said.
"Well, this is my stop, see you." Lee said.
"I thought this was TenTen's house?" I asked.
"It is. We're roommates." Lee said as he waved and walked into the house.
Once I was in my house I packed and set my stuff neer the door so I could just take of in the morning. After a quick shower I was asleep.
Next Day!
"Sasuke Uchiha! Get your ass up!" Sakura yelled as she began to bang on the door.
"I'm up! I'm up!" I yelled as I jumped out of bed, startled.
"Dangit! We need to go! We gotta catch a plane!" Sakura yelled.
"What the hell?" I demanded. "It's to early! What time does our plane leave?"
"You'll see. Now come! Silver's gonna open a portal so we can get the the airport but we need to get in normal people clothes. And we need to hide our weapons." Sakura said as she led me to the city gates.
"All aboard!!" Silver yelled. "Damnit! Hurry your asses up!"
"Shut up!" A girl said that looked like Silver but her hair went to mid back and was lighter than Silver's. Silver had chocolate colored hair while she had gold-ish colored hair.
"Who died and made you Queen?" Demanded Silver.
"Can it! I'm tired damnit! And you gotta listen to me I'm older!" She said. She would have looked pissed but she had a grin on her face.
"Are not! You're like only seven months older 'en me!" Silver whined. (plz dont comment on the age difference. Me and one of my older sisters are 7 months apart. We have dif moms.)
"Both of you! Shut it!" Tsunade yelled shutting them both up.
"Who is that?" I asked Sakura.
"I'm Angel!" She said.
"Ne, Angie why do you go by Angel?" Silver asked.
"Dunno." She said.
"Thats not your real name?" I asked.
"No. And Silver is Silver's real name. But my real name is Angela." She said jerking her thumb at her sister.
"Yeah, but you'd have to have a death wish to call her by her real names." Sakura said.
"Yup!" They sang in unison.
"They're worst that Ino and TenTen!" Sakura groaned.
"Who is worst than us?" Ino and TenTen said in unison.
"We are!" Silver and Angel said.
"We knew that were do you think we got it from?" TenTen asked.
"Well, that explains it." Sakura said as she put a few genjutsus over the suit cases.
"Okie dokie!" Silver sang. "Through the portal we go!"
"Will you stop that? There is no portal guys just all of you hold hands and put your luggage in the circle!" Angel yelled.
"Will you stop that?" Silver demanded. "You're ruining my fun!"
"It's to early! Once we get to the airport I want Starbucks!" Angel said.
"Hell no!" Silver yelled. "If you get hyped on sugar and caffeine I ain't gonna be the one to deal with you! Thats Sai's job!"
"Nani!" Both Sai and Angel yelled. Sai's cheeks were a bit pink and Angel was red with either embarrassment or anger... maybe both? Naruto, Kiba, Cloud, and some guy that looked a lot like Silver and Angel were all snickering.
"Ahhh! Cloud! Save me!" Silver yelled as she dodged her sister's lunge and ran.
"You're on your own!" Cloud said between laughter,
"Smart chioce!" Angel called as she ran after her sister.
"Sascha! Save me and you won't owe me no more money!" Silver yelled hiding behind the guy who I assumed was Sascha. (yes! That is a boy name!! my brother's name is Sascha!!)
"I ain't stupid! I'd rather owe you money than fight her." Sascha said.
"Tsunade! I'll tell Shizune where you stashed the sake!" Silver yelled.
"Thats enough!" Tsunade yelled. "Hurry up and get out of here before I change my mind!"
"Yes ma'am!" Angel said giving a mock salute. "Now! Lets get movin' people!"
"Okie dokie! Everyone hold hands!" Silver yelled. Everyone did as they were told and held hands with our luggage in the middle of the circle.
"Ready?" Silver and Angel called.
"Hai!"
"Okie dokie!"
Suddenly I felt as if I was being jerked around like a rag doll. I think I'm gonna puke! I thought as we were jerked around continuously.
"We're here!" Silver sang as we appeared in front of the airport.
"Wouldn't they see us appear out of no where?" Naruto asked.
"Thats what a genjutsu if for!" Silver sang as she slung her huge duffel bag over her shoulder, this earned some looks. The bag was bigger than she was and she had no problem picking it up as if it were no more than a feather.
"You idiot! Normal people can't pick up a bag that size!" Angel scolded.
"And since when, may I ask, was I normal?" Silver asked looking as Angel.
"Since never." Angel said laughing.
Silver's and Angel's conversation earned a few laughs. "Anyway! Lets beat it!"
"Got'cha!" Ino and TenTen sang. Sakura slung her duffel bag over her shoulder just as Silver had done, so did Hinata, TenTen and Ino.
Once we got our tickets and passports we headed for our terminal.
"Oooh! Starbucks!" Angel yelled as she tried to take of running to get a coffee.
"Hell no! I ain't dealing with your hyper ass!" Silver yelled grabbing her waist. "C'mon, lets go get you a water or something. Coffee and energy are off limits before we get to the next stop. When we stop in Texas we have a another day before we leave for Costa Rica, then you can eat whatever the hell you want. We're gonna be on a airplain for about three hours. I ain't dealing with you for three hours. I want sleep!"
"Fine!" Angel pouted.
"Why do they call her Angel?" I asked Sakura.
"No idea." Sakura said.
"I want McDonalds!" Silver said a she walked off to the food court.
"What happened to stick together?" TenTen asked.
"Beats me!" Angel said. "Okie dokie! Everyone meet it the food court in one hour."
"Hai." Everyone said as we split up.
"C'mon Sasuke, I'm hungry. Panda Express sounds good." Sakura said as we walked into the food court.
"Sure. " I said. Once we got our food and sat down Sakura relised she had forgoten to order a drink.
"Be right back!" Sakura said as she skipped off to get a drink. Not noticing where she was going as she came back she ran into some guy, spilling her drink on his shirt. He was huge.
"Oi! Watch it!" He said pushing Sakura.
"What the hell?!" Sakura said glaring. "Sorry, geez."
"Sorry? This shirt is worth more than your entire wardrobe!" He said angrily.
"She said sorry. Now beat it." I said menacingly as I stood in front of Sakura.
"Yeah? You gonna make me?" He asked.
"If it comes to that." I said as about six guys came up behind him and stood there crossing their arms.
"Yeah? You and what army?" He said pretending to look behind me.
"This one!" Silver said. Her, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Sai, Lee, Neji, TenTen, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Cloud, Angel, and Sascha all standing behind us. Every one of them looked ready for a fight.
"Ha! Half of them are girls!" He said. There were more guy than girls but he must have thought Neji and Sascha were girls, if he called them girls he was not going to leave unscathed.
This statement gained a few peoples attention.
"Well, this girl is going to break your jaw if you don't leave Sakura-chan alone." Silver said.
"Oh? And how are you going to do that?" One of his goons asked. "Gonna hit him with your purse?"
"Why I oughta!" Silver said stepping forward but someone beat her to it.
"Disrespect my girlfriend again and I'll kick your ass." Cloud said standing over him. To say he looked pissed was an understatment.
"Well, that works to." Silver said shrugging. "Lets beat it. Our plane is leaving in an hour . Once we eat we'll meet here."
"Okay." We all said walking off in different dirrections.
"Oi! I'm not done with you!" The guy called.
"Well, we're done with you." Sakura said.
"Shut it Pinky!"
Bam!
"No one calls me Pinky asshole!" She said as she sent him sprawling. "What the?" Sakura said looking around confused as people started to aplause. "Why thankie!" Sakura said giving a mock bow making people laugh.
"Whats going on here?" Asked a security guard as she walked up to us.
"Nothing." Sakura said. "Just some idiots picking a fight that they haven't got a chance at winning."
"Alright. Get up." She said as to the guy Sakura had punched. "I want no more problems got it?"
"Yes ma'am." He said.
"Good. Have a nice day." She said walking off.
"Well, at least we didn't get kicked out." Sakura said shrugging as we walked back to our food and began to eat.
"Here you go." Said a girl about our age as she handed Sakura a Pepsi. "Don't know what kind of soda you liked, but I overheard you had forgotten to get a drink."
"Thank you!" Sakura said as she took a long swig.
"Anytime hun." She said smiling. "I saw that guy bothering you. I was going to have my friend do something but seems your boyfriend here took care of it."
"Thanks." Sakura said blushing.
"Where are you headed?" She asked.
"Atlanta. And from there we are headed to Costa Rica for a vacation from work." Sakura said.
"My name is Caroline by the way. " She said holding out her hand for Sakura to shake it.
"Haruno Sakura." Sakura said shaking her hand.
"Haruno? Thats an odd name." She said.
"No, where I come from you say your last name first my name is Sakura." Sakura explained.
"Oh." She said. "Well, my plane is leaving soon. It was nice meeting you."
"Oh my! I think I knew that girl!" Silver said as she walked up to us.
"Then why don't you call her?" Sakura asked.
"Oi! Caro-chan!" Silver yelled, but the girl did not turn. "Nope. Don't know her." (My BFFL's name is Caro-chan. I dunno why I added this... I wrote this story a long time ago.)
"Caro??" Sakura said raising an eyebrow.
"Don't ask. Anyway we gotta go! Lets beat it!" Silver said as she pulled out Sakura's chair and picked it up dumping Sakura on the ground.
"Sasuke, help me up?" Sakura said pouting.
"Hn, hit me and I ain't helpin' you up." I said as I grabbed her hand pulling her to my chest as Cloud had done to Silver but I kissed her forehead.
"Oi! Love birds! Break it up!" Naruto called.
"Your one to talk!" Sakura said.
"Okie dokie break it up! Time to go to Texas! Oooh, anyone seen Texas Chain Saw Massacre?" Silver said in a sing song voice.
"Yeah, why?" Naruto asked.
"It's a true story." Angel said dryly. "And we're staying at a hotel in Houston."
"Nani!" Naruto, and Kiba yelled.
"Yup! Now lets beat it! The plane is gonna leave without us!" Silver said happily.
"Silver-chan, you're so mean." Hinata said shaking her head.
"You idiots." Neji said.
"What was that!?" Kiba and Naruto demanded.
"Shut it the lot of you!" Said some old lady angirly.
"You died and made you King?" Kiba asked glaring.
"Why! What rude youngsters!" She said looking appalled.
"Why! What a rude old lady!" Kiba said mimicking her posture.
"How dare you!" She demanded.
"How dare I? How dare you!" Kiba said. And with this we all burst out laughing, it was just to funny.
"Sorry! He doesn't know English! He just knows how to copy people!" Silver said through her laughter.
"What do you meen can't speak English?! I can speak it better 'en you!" Kiba yelled.
"You idiot!" Silver said swatting at him.
"Guards! Guards! These young hoodlums are harassing me!!" She yelled.
"Run away!" Naruto called as we all took off running. Silver and Angel were laughing their asses off, and Sascha was snickering while Neji had a smirk on his face and Shikamaru was saying it was too damn troublesome.
"That was funny." Silver gasped.
"All boarding for Houston, Texas!"
"Hurry!! Grab your backpacks and lets go!" Silver called as we ran to board the plane. After showing the lady our passports we boarded the plane but not before Naruto tripped over a little kid who started crying and Naruto began to apologize like Hinata and gave the kid a lolly pop.
Our seats were all scattered, I got to sit with Sakura luckily. But on the other side of me was some old lady who looked grumpy and her face was set in a permanent scowl.
"Yay!" Sakura sang.
"Quiet down!" The old lady snapped at Sakura.
"Gomen naisai, I do not speak-eh, en-gli-sh!" Sakura said bowing to the old lady.
"Did she fall for it?" Sakura asked looking at me. (she was speaking japanese hehe)
"Seems so." I said as I sat down next to her.
"I'm tired. Can I lay my head on your shoulder?" Sakura asked shyly.
"Yeah." I said as she laid her head on my shoulder and I wrapped my arm around her shoulders.
"Get away from that poor young lady!" The lady next to me shouted.
"Is there a problem?" Asked a flight attendant.
"Yes! That young man it harassing this young lady!" She said pointing madly at us.
"Is he harassing you?" She asked looking at us.
"No." Sakura said. "He's my boyfriend."
"Okay then." She said walking off giving us a apologetic smile.
After about an hour the old hag gave up on breaking us apart and left us be, though she was still pissed that Sakura could speak English and lied to her.
"Hellu!" Silver said popping up behind the old lady making her jump.
"You-" She was about to call Silver something but she said, "No habla english!"
"Anyway! Having fun?" Silver asked us.
"You speak Spanish?" Sakura asked.
"A bit. Not much. I no how to call you stupid and say shut up though. And I can say a few other things." Silver said shrugging. "Soo, ya having fun?"
"No." Sakura said. "When we land wanna scare Kiba and Naruto?"
"Can't. I'll get in trouble. We can't be that loud. Here we're just normal people. Not shinobi. I wish though." Silver said looking a bit sad.
"Well, that sucks. Maybe some other time." Sakura said resting her head back on my shoulder. "I'm tired. I'm gonna try to sleep for a bit."
"First you gotta see this!" Silver said as she pointed at Hinata and Naruto. Hinata had her head resting in Naruto's lap and Naruto was lazily running his fingers through her hair.
"They look so cute!" Sakura cooed.
"And that just looks funny." Silver said pointing at Neji who was being held back by TenTen. Neji was glaring at Naruto but he seemed to be in his own little world.
"No, this is funnier." Kiba said popping up in front of us startling the old lady. "Here." He said handing me his phone, it was a picture of Angel sleeping on Sai's shoulder and he had a mixture of emotions on his face, he looked as if he had no idea as to what to do. Scribbling something on a piece of paper Silver threw it at Sai who caught it expertly.
"What did it say?" Sakura asked.
"It said leave her be. And to put his arm around her shoulders. And I told him to put his blanket on her 'cause he wasn't using it and she would later think it was sweet of him." Silver explained.
"Aw! How cute!" Sakura cooed as Sai put the blanket around her and he put his arm around her a bit awkwardly.
"Anyway. I'm sleepy too. I'ma go to sleep til we get to Texas." Silver said as she sat back in her seat.
After this Sakura rested her head on my shoulder and soon fell into a light slumber.
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Here y'all go. I edited it a bit. Not much but enough. Five reviews and I shall update. Already got the chappie up. All you gotta do is tell me what'chu think.
