The Cafe's Calamity

Authors: This story was originally an away message written by my best friend Ryan Santorro in an attempt to make me laugh. We used to post away messages about Perfect Dark all the time. This is one of my favorites that he did about Mr. Blonde asking for a doughnut and all hairball broke loose. Anyway since Ryan doesn't want to go into fanfic.net (I'll make him lol) I was asked by him to use all his ideas and so I shall am going to subtract and add a few things so I don't offend anyone out there. All r&r's graciously accepted and treasured by me and my friend Ryan. And now please enjoy OUR fanfic! Thanx!

Mr. Blonde and all his skedar walk into a cafe and take a seat at the bar to eat. A waitress comes up.

Waitress: What'll it be hon.?

Blonde: ......A doughnut....

Waitress: Ahahahahahaha. Hey everybody, Mr. Blonde wants a doughnut. Ahahahahaha!

The whole cafe roars with laughter.

-mr.blode gets pissed-

Mr.Blonde whips out a slayer and totally mauls everyone in the cafe

Everyone turns all crispy and falls apart into little flakes of ash.

Mr.Blonde casually walks op to the crispy kitchen and grabs a doughnut!

As he is about to run off with it he is halted by the cry ",Edgiboo!"

A green hand snatches the doughnut out of Mr.Blondes grasp.

It was Elvis and his minions battling for the doughnut.

AND SO.....THE WAR TO OBTAIN THE DATADYNE CREAM DOUGHNUT BEGINS.

Authors note: I can't remember the rest lol. Ryan will edgiboo me I just know it. Great. Well I hope you enjoyed and I assure you there will be many more where that came from. R&R please. Thank you!